Devine

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reedspretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles there really is nothing like a shorn scrotumit's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it." But seriously...I am a 35 year old Guitar player for Onebigmess (www.onebigmess.com) By day I work for a design and engineering firm. By night, I play guitar, drive my MGB, and sleepIm an aquarius too: here's what they say about Aquarians:Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Extremely sexual.Who am I to argue...anyhoo, if you're cool drop me a line, if you read my Blog thingie, let me know too, I never really knew I had such devoted readers..lolIf you're a band that wants to add me to your friends list, send me an email first..I get requests from bands that are NOWHERE near where i am located, ..Also If I add your band, you have to come and see my band(s) play at least once, come up and say "hi" at the gig (who knows maybe we can book a show together) if not you go Bye bye off my friends list. Too many bands talk about supporting local music, yet dont go out to see bands play..
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