THE PHOTO ATLAS
You Are 88% NYC
Congratulations, you are truly a New Yorker. You've seen it all, and you're more than a little cynical.
How NYC Are You?
i love to stay up till the sun comes up and all those who can stay up with me. i'm forever searching for the answer and i still have no idea what the question is.
i like cupcakes and sweet people.
i work too much, run around too much, drink too much.
i believe in fate and that everything happens for a reason. sometimes i fill my head with regret.
i have amazing friends who have helped me get through some rough times.
i have never been in love.
i don't like babies.
i'm addicted to coffee and i will probably live in new york city forever
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A tour manager was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The tour manager took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again he took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The manager said, "Look I'm a tour manager. I don't have a life, or time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.
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*work like you don't need money
love like you've never been hurt
and dance like no one's watching*
