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About Me

China blog: ctchinaadventure.blogspot.com

My Interests

family, friends, music, writing, laughing, drooling, reading, eating, softball, football, archery, chuck norris, and the all powerful flying spaghetti monster

Music:

Arcade Fire, Al Green, Andrew Bird, Beatles, Broken Social Scene, Beirut, Basement Jaxx, Bob Marley, Bloc Party, Cat Power, Cyndi Lauper, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cat Stevens, Daft Punk, DJ Shadow, Eighties music, Feist, Fujiya & Miyagi, Fatboy Slim, Frou Frou, Fugees, Goodbye Blue Monday, Ghostland Observatory, Greenskeepers, Gnarls Barkley, Greenday, Hard-Fi, Iron & Wine, Interpol, Jewell, James Brown, Killers, Live, LCD Soundsystem, Music for Animals, Muse, Menomena, Modest Mouse, Michael Jackson, The National, Nirvana, Notorious BIG, Nino Moschella, Outkast, Pinback, Pink Floyd, Queen, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ratatat, Regina Spektor, Rogue Wave, The Shins, Smashing Pumpkins, Supertramp, Tapes 'n Tapes, Transfer, Thom Yorke, Unwritten Law, Wilco.. .. ..

Movies:

Why don't you eat up and I'll tell ya? ..

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, The Office, Daily Show/Colbert Report, NFL, Project Runway ..

Books:

Must reads: God Delusion, Letter to a Christian Nation; Favorite classics: Jane Eyre, To Kill a Mockingbird; Other greats: A Million Little Pieces, Tuesdays with Morrie, Night, Catch-22..

Heroes:

My family. Best family EVER.We're SO special.

My Blog

People are CRAZY

People go absolutely nuts for free things. They see the word "FREE" and don't even need to read on.. they want it. I'll admit I've taken dumb things before -- Nabisco hats, Jose Cuervo beads, Miller's...
Posted by Tracy on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:42:00 PST

My Life as a Disabled Person

You know it's hard out here for a gimp (you ain't rollin)When she tryin to get this money for the splint (you ain't knowin)For the wheelchair and bus money spent (you ain't rollin)Because a whole lot ...
Posted by Tracy on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:12:00 PST

The Man Who Still Lives In My Backyard

There is a man who still lives in my backyard. This man has still never been seen. Is he invisible to all? Or just to me? This man, thought gone, has now returned. Was he truly gone? ...
Posted by Tracy on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST

Happy Whore-o-Ween!!

Halloween is nothing but a drunken slutfest! I don't mind the drunken part-- mankind has faithfully followed the tradition of drinking and being merry during festive times throughout history-- but is ...
Posted by Tracy on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:29:00 PST

JUICY GOSSIP!!

Fact or Fiction: "Women gossip more than men." I'd say fiction, drawing on personal experience alone. However, I wanted some cold, hard evidence beyond my own observations. Being a psychiatric resea...
Posted by Tracy on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST

I drool. A lot.

I drool even more when I'm sleeping.I have been diagnosed with Excessive Saliva Excretion Disorder. [This diagnosis is unofficial and self-made, but disturbing nonetheless]. Like all disorders, this o...
Posted by Tracy on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

Things I Inexplicably Despise

What do you inexplicably despise? Everyone has pet peeves or weird things that annoy them. Or make them angry. Or gross them out. When asked to explain why, you can't. You don't know why you hate 'thi...
Posted by Tracy on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

WWJS- What Would Jesus Suck?

Kathy Griffin?Kathy Griffin prompted Mr. Christ to "Suck it" Saturday night at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. Of course, Christians everywhere out outraged. Of course, the show will be censored. Of co...
Posted by Tracy on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:08:00 PST

The Man Who Lives In My Backyard

There is a man.A man who livesin mybackyard.This manhas neverbeen seen.This manHASbeen heard.Oftentimes.And notjustby me. I first heardthis manone nightas I layin my room.I h...
Posted by Tracy on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

Call Me "Flat Tires"

I love getting flat tires. I call it "lucky" that it hadn't happened to me in about a year. There was a time in my life where that is what I did: I got flat tires. I'd introduce myself to people, "Hi,...
Posted by Tracy on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:51:00 PST