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Lauren Danger

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About Me

How far would I travel, yessir! - to be where you are? ...Clay lies still, but blood's a-rover. Red Rover, Red Rover, let Charlie come over! ...Won't you come home, Bill Bailey, won't you come home? ...My wild Irish rose. Excellent well, you're a fishmonger! You're my everything, you are my sunshine, you're old and grey and full of sleep, you're my pickle- faced, consumptive Mary Jane! Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name! One, two, three o'lairy! One? One alone, to be my own... Oh, I must take the A train, oh, I am a cook and a captain bold and the mate of the Nancy brig. Has anybody here seen Kelly?

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My Interests

Le Femme Fatale.
A Scandal Gunner Me Rum.
Some Rat Charmer.
Misled Pyrates.
Rhapsodie de Fruits.
And Come Barracks my Johnny.
Circus Fiends.
Stretching Core.
Trad Music Boxer.
Antique Hoarding.
Burlesque-esque.
Ink in Glory.
The Bee in my Bonnet.
Better in Greywash.
Rhymes, Fables & Teller of Tales.
Historica Erotica.

I'd like to meet:

Artoria.
The Family Portrait.
A Worthy Crew.
Natural Born Comedians.

Music:

Foot Tap Drone, Of Rock & Roll, Knee Bucklers, Pipes on Loud, Toe Tappers, Buzz Boxes, Circus Howls, Old Time, Parody, Drinking Song, Rough Copies, Good Waltz, Work Salts, Sea Shanty, Entrance of the Gladiators, Ash Beat, Murder Ballad, Baroque Pop, Scrapbook Radio, Eligible Soundtracks

Movies:

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

Television:

"ZE' GOGGLES! ZEY DO NUSSING!"

Books:

Increaser of Pleasure; Spreader of Commerce; Laughter Mover; Cementer of Friendships; Restorer of Energy, Accelerator of Intellect, Aphrodisiac and much more

Heroes:



I will be your hero and your whore.

My Blog

Seams of criminal

I don't wanna know - In fact, just don't bother telling me anything. I'm happier to play dumb when it comes to most things. Because at the end of the day i end up couped up in the same bed, with the...
Posted by Lauren Danger on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:32:00 PST

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Will you be sleeping alone tonight?Do you consider yourself lucky?Your life is in danger, who would you want to save you?..Would you give a lap dance to your number two?.... The closest we ever came t...
Posted by Lauren Danger on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:13:00 PST

Poor Ol’ Mary

1916 was an era of uncertain times. World War I was raging, "disposable" income was pretty thin, and entertainments such as circuses, had to have a real draw, to survive. For Charlie Sparks, that was ...
Posted by Lauren Danger on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:02:00 PST