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Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
How will you DIE? Your Result: ACCIDENT!

You'll be driving down a long winding road, doing either a crossword puzzle or coke, when suddenly a russian tortoise, that you think resembles henry winkler, will dart out in front of you. You swerve to miss the winkler tortoise and see the cliff ahead. Screaching the breaks, you stop just at the edge. Very shakey, you get out of the car, but trip on the winkler tortoise and go head first down the cliff side of rocks and cacti. Your clothes are ripped from your body and you hit the bottom wedged in a patch of cacti. Not dead yet you realize you didnt put the parking break on. The car rolls toward you, cacti flatten the tires and slow it down considerably. The car finally comes to rest on your genitals. It will take several days for you to die as the vultures pick away at your flesh and bones. Unfortunately the police will determine that your death is somehow a suicide and the winkler tortois will live a long happy life. sorry.

NATURAL CAUSES!
SUICIDE!
MURDER!
How will you DIE?
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