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Someone with all of the right answers and, ANYONE WITH A TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR. NOT LIKE SERIAL KILLER TWISTED BUT, YA KNOW..........OFF. I wanna meet the drunk asshole who thought up the Loch Ness Monster. I wonder if he knows that he could have made some money on all of the shows, books and trinkets that have been sold in the name of that dumbass figment of his imaginationand Larry David,and Cheech and Chong 74-82,and Emmitt Smith,and Oprah to see if she eats greasy ass food and curses behind the scenes,and Jon Stewart to see if he is really that funny in real life,and Bill Gates to see if he rolls with hookers on the weekends,and Jesus so i can give him a DNA test to see who his real dad is (I am on to you Mary),and Tim Duncan,and Pablo Escobar to see if the term "don't get high on your own supply" applied to him or if it just applies to drug dealers with low profit margins,and Charle Sheen,and Britney Spears to see if she would want to marry me and then divorce me so can PAID!!!!!!!!!!!,and Nick Lachey to see if he found a girl that is just as hot as Jessica and five times as smart as her.......... fuck her you got your own money mang. I would tell him that dumb hot chicks are everywhere but smart ones are hard to find,and Bill O'Reily to see if he believes the shit that comes out of his mouth or if he says it to get ratings,and Frank Sinatra,and Don Rickels,and Dr. Dre to see if he really believes in making hardcore gangsta shit or if he still does it by going through the motions to make money off of white kids and businessmen that wanna act hard in their SUVs,and De La Soul,and Hugh Hefner to see if he is putting up a front with all of the blonde girlfriends in public to make it look like he is a pimp while when he gets home a nurse is waiting for him with an oxygen tank,and Curt Kobain to see if his life was really that hardand Marilyn Monroe cause she was hot and drank like a fish and took more pills than a cancer patient. That girl ate pills like the cookie monster ate cookies...........all like "chomp chomp chew chew umm ummm yummm yumm",and Eminem to see if he got all of the shit that he says about his ex, mom and about how he loves his daughter of his chest so i dont have to hear about it anymore on the radio. I get the picture bro. now get creative,and Martha Stewart to see if she is a control freak in the sack,and Bill Clinton to see if the blowjob was worth it,and Eazy-E to see if he knows who the skank was that gave him AIDS,and Magic Johnson see (Eazy-E),and Pat Robertson see (Bill O'Reily),and all of the pedophile priests to see if they think they are going to heaven,and Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Mussolini and Satan to ask "why the mustache",and The Man to see if he knows that he has the power to send American jobs overseas and keep the industrial nations dollar value depressed so that we (Americans) can continue to buy microwaves and DVD players cheap,and Father Time to ask him if the days are getting shorter or is it just me,and Ronald McDonald to see if he knows that he is pushing poison and toxic foods on our youth in slick packaging with toys.and American Auto Workers Union to tell them that Americans don't wanna pay extra in order to give you health care or a pension.........its over......we like discounts and profits,and Tom Cruise to see if he can still remember when he was a credible actor on the verge of winning an oscar but blew it to be a fucking scientology nutcase,and Mary Kate and Ashley Olson to see if they are suicidal yet due to the fact that they have nothin left to achieve and have no real friends or family,and Buck Rogers,and Samuel Jackson to see if he knows that his acting in the Star Wars movies was the worst in his career,and Anna Nicole Smith because she looked like a funass bitch to party with,and the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy crew to see if they know of a new gay crew to take out old gay crews that were sooooooooo 5 miutes ago,and Arnold "The Govenator",and Jimmy "JJ" Walker,and Burt Reynolds to see if it was worth getting caught cheating on Loni anderson and losing half yo shit,and Steve Guttenberg so that i can tell him that he will always be Officer Mahoney in my eyes,and the first prostitute ever to ask her "why you be charging fools.......just be cool",and Elizabeth Shue to tell her that if I were Tom Cruise I wouldn't have messed around with the older rich chick from the movie Cocktail,and Adam Sandler to ask him why he doesn't make any good movies anymore. They are all pussy ass chick flicks diguised as perseveering friendly slapstick buddy love flicks,and Flavor Flav so i can hear him say "YEEAAAHHH BOOOOOYYYYYEEEEE",and Demi Moore to see if she has her slave/boy rub her feet after work,and Rick James,and K-fed so I can ask him if Brits downfall was just his diabolical plan to get PAID!!!!!,and Paris Hilton so I could be like “damn bitch be coolâ€, and tom from myspace,and that chick from the Doritos commercial,and the entire dallas cowboys team,and Freddie Mercury,I could go for days..........I will add more later.
JOHNNY CASH, the dan band, mike jones, ROB ZOMBIE, 60's cocktail music, Peaches, Steely Dan, Prince, Billy Joel, MC Eiht, The white horse song, Daft Punk, Ferry Corsten, Run DMC, The Killers, Hoobbastank, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, NWA, Ice-T, The Doors, PE, Led Zeplin, Old School hip hop 83-95, MORRIS DAY AND THE TIME BITCHES, Jack Johnson, OUTKAST, Frank Siantra, The 5, 6, 7, 8's, Journey, George Michael (dont tell a soul), Notorious BIG, Linkin Park, Marvin Gaye, DE LA SOUL, Van Halen, Guns n Roses, BIG DADDY KANE, Kid Rock, Julio Eglasias, Tribe Called Quest and The Handsome Boy Modeling School. BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT ROCKS; THAT IS GENUINE, THAT ROCKS, THAT COMES FROM THE HEART AND IS PASSIONATE and that rocks. KANYE WEST
I love movies that make me think AND NOT HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTERS THAT APPEAL TO THE MASSES IN ORDER TO SELL TICKETS WITH CHEESY LINES, PREDICTABLE PLOTS AND BIG NAME STARS TO SUPPLEMENT A WEAK STORY. Some of my favorites Goodfellas, Pulpfiction, Mystic River, Clockwork Orange, Wet Hot American Summer, anything with Will Ferell, and I think Eddie Murphy needs to quit making these weak kids movies and start making some good stuff like back in the day. Caddyshack, Wedding Crashers, Sawshank Redemption, Boogie Nights
MAD MEN, DAVE CHAPELLE, Law and Order: SVU, Arrested Development should have never been canceled, The Daily Show, Tough Crowd should have never been canceled, The Simpsons, Da Ali G Show, 60 minutes, Anytime my favorite team is winning, Seinfeld, RealTime w/ Bill Maher, Curb Your Entusiasm, City Confidential, Good Eats, Cooking Shows and The Family Guy. Discovery Channel, Dinosaur shows, Penn and Tellers Bullshit, and who wants to be a millionaire
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