Life's too short to drink Coors Light. I once got into a Mexican Standoff with dart guns. I watch the
History Channel so I'll know what Iron Maiden are singing about. I have a talent for one liners. My best one was in college. This one dude says,"I'm up to my neck in homework, and I'm still going to the bar tonight." I replied with, "And you wonder why your a thrid year freshman." I don't talk much, but if Hair Metal or Buffy the Vampire slayer come up, I won't shut up. I still have the Three Musketeers Bar Alice Cooper gave me. I call the FCC to protest the lack of sex and violence on TV. The truely screwed up people in this world look normal. I don't get way people hate Poison. What's wrong with going to a concert and having fun?Its more fun to tell people your going to see midget strippers, than it is to watch them. Kat Von D approves of my tattoos. Van Halen syncs up with Girls Gone Wild videos. You know what Van Hager syncs up with? The Lifetime Network. Homeless people think I'm a well dressed dude. My Terrible Towel is black. Why? Because it matches my heart. I have a great idea to make money: Discount Scientology. All the same bad science fiction; half the price!
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