A Request: |
Dear People of the Internet,I am sick and tired of seeing online pictures of your wet cat.That is all. Respectfully,Bakes.
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:19:00 PST |
Poetry....Sheer (street) Poetry |
For the past several months, I have been on a self-imposed "All-LSAT-All-The-Time" recreational reading blackout. This has left my brain starving for something to read other than mind-numbing passage...
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST |
I NEVER win. |
...Until today!!! Somehow, my name was plucked from obscurity at a San Francisco Sketch Comedy Festival Raffle last month. And today, to my utter delight, Mr. Postman delivered the Major Award: Pee ...
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST |
The Grapes of Wrath. |
A sommelier (pronounced /s?m?'lje/ or suh-mal-'yAy), or wine steward, is a trained and knowledgeable wine professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all facets of wine serv...
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST |
Um, |
I just woke up out of an LSAT nightmare.That's right. An LSAT nightmare. As in, the most cliche dream possible where everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong. At least I wasn't naked.I can'...
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:24:00 PST |
V.C. Andrews, you son of a BITCH! |
Fuck yeah. www.varietyshac.com. Shonali Bhowmik is the following: a lawyer, a comedian, and the frontwoman for a band. All in the same lifetime. All at once. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that she...
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST |
Return of the A-Holes! |
Love it!
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Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST |
A Heartfelt Letter |
Dear Chadwick Elliott,I received the following email from you yesterday, and, while it was such a pleasant surprise to have a new mystery e-friend who sends me enthusiastic emails out of the blue, (es...
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST |
Overheard at Fry's: |
The scenario: Two Frat-Daddies standing in the Comedy DVD aisle of Fry's Electronics looking for smut to go home and circle-jerk to.Douche #1: DUDE! Check this shit out! I've heard about this! (h...
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:40:00 PST |
It is Criminal |
To have Amy Winehouse's "Back to Black" album in my iTunes because it is only available for purchase from the UK iTunes Music Store, and I obviously don't have a credit card capable of making overseas...
Posted by Baker Me Some Cake on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST |
