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Brandon Alexander

Don't Rely On Others To Know Your Self Worth, True Ones Have Known All Along.

About Me



I invented my own holiday.

I'm a writer and an actor; and a comedian, but that doesn't pay, I just do that for fun.

I'm trying to learn some stuff right at the moment, like speaking/writing Japanese and how to work those cool programs like Flash and editing programs.

I have a morbid fear of driving and swimming with fish. I'm also afraid of heights but who isn't?

I think lightning storms, earthquakes, and tornados are exciting. As long as nobody gets hurt, of course. And yeah, I've been through all 3 and they kicked ass!

I'm originally from a small farm town in Texas and moved out to CA when I was 17.

I've worked A LOT of part time jobs: go-go dancer, bakery assistant, peer counselor, fine dining waiter, styling specialist, construction worker, Disneyland character(s), and the list goes on.

My Interests

Road Trips & Camping!!!!

Monkey Island

Radio Dramas

Final Fantasy

Japanese Culture

Mud Wrestling

Hanging out, Eating Food, and Making Fun of Crappy Movies

Baking kick ass desserts!

Walking in the rain

Hanging out at Disneyland

Doing stuff I've never done before

Chillin with my dog

Reading (I luv dah read bery much dank you)

Pretending I'm not poor

Nightmare Before Christmas

Showering (I like taking looooooong showers)

Just getting out and doing stuff. Stuff is awesome!

I'd like to meet:

My fans! Where are they?

The stud dork of my dreams! Where are ya, baby?! I'm not looking for Mr. Right, I'm Mr. Right waiting to be found! And by Right, I mean I'm totally right handed so if that's a problem I can change I swear!

Ellen Degeneres, Amy Sedaris, AND Margaret Cho. I heart them 3 and will not rest till I have hung out with all three of them for they kick some major ass. That and I think some how they all owe me 5 bucks. I don't know how that works, either.

The Muffin Man.

Music:

t.A.T.u.
Renee Olstead
Linkin Park
Flyleaf
Michael Buble
The Veronicas
R.E.M.
Cascada
Tokio Hotel
Enya
Evanescence
Hellogoodbye

Movies:

**1960'S ANTI GAY PROPAGANDA FILM**
(It's sad that this was showing in schools less than 40 years ago.)

**GAY AIDES CAMPAIGN ANIMATION for SAFE SEX**

Television:

**THE PINK SCARE**
(A parody of anti-gay public service announcements.)

Books:

Coming Soon!

Heroes:

I'm my own hero. I don't want to be like anybody. I think I'm pretty cool so why would I wanna be like someone else?

My Blog

LA Gay Pride ’08

Okay so normally I don't go to Gay Pride Festivals anywhere because they are completely tacky, disgusting, and vulgar. Gay Pride Festivals/Parades/whatever have become nothing more than a gathering of...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:14:00 PST

Don’t bitch about your tip, bitch!

Okay so I was sick the other day and wanted to be lazy so I order Pizza Hut which was totally worth it because they have these chocolate dipping stick things. But yeah, so 5 minutes before the deliver...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

Sideline Secrets 3 is a go!!!

Hey kids,So yeah, the third uh... "threequel?" in the Sideline Secrets series is a go. Turns out that Sideline Secrets in all of its low-budget, pornographic glory has done SO WELL that a company has ...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:13:00 PST

I’m Not THAT Brandon Alexander.

So just in case anyone who is reading this is confusing me with the many Brandon Alexanders that are out there. I'M NOT HIM!!!I get this A LOT so I am going to clarify:*I write screenplays. NOT any of...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:47:00 PST

Going to the club... sober.

Okay so tonight was definitely a trial run for this whole sobriety thing. I went to Tigerheat with my best friend, Sam. I had a Sugar Free Redbull and a bottle of water. Here's a few things I noticed ...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:39:00 PST

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" Premiere, Meatless Sobriety, and Reconnecting With Mom

Okay so first of all, I went to the "Forgetting Sarah Marshal premiere which was awesome. The movie was friggin hilarious and a shit load of celebrities were there that I ACTUALLY excited to see. The ...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST

"Leatherheads" Premiere

Okay so, I just got back from the "Leatherheads" premiere. And for those of y’all who do not know what movie that is, then that’s what IMDB.com is for. Go look it up!Anyhoo, so my best fri...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:57:00 PST

The Writer’s Strike is over and I’m Back to work!!!!

Okay so it is true, the writer’s strike is over. Most of you SHOULD know that by now. If not and the first time you’re hearing about it is on my blog then that’s sad for you on a lot...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:33:00 PST

The story of my demise has been greatly exaggerated!

Okay so I haven't blogged in a loooooooooong time. Mostly because I have crappy internet and well I just really haven't had anything to report. BUT NOW I DO. So here's an update on what's been going o...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:15:00 PST

Good Reading: God vs. Evolution

God vs. Evolution"Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand."You're a Christian,...
Posted by Brandon Alexander on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:30:00 PST