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THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA]

Where are my f*cking golf shoes?!?!?!

About Me

Hi my name is Mike, I was born in Santa Cruz, CA. on July 21, 1983. I'm the only Anglo Saxon, Cherokee, Armenian, Red, White, and Blue. I lived in Petaluma, CA., Las Vegas, NV., Northridge, CA., and finally in San Francisco, CA. I'm a student at CCSF. I've visited different parts of the U.S. such as New York City, NY., Philadephia, PA., Boston, MA., Providence, RI. I've also traveled to different parts of Europe such as Holland, Germany, Czech, and Italy. I'm a unique kind of person. I also listen to heavy metal, drink booze, body build, exercise, shoot guns off up north in Calistoga once in a while, and use lots of rude and exciting 4 letter words. I'm also known for being a loving, caring, good hearted guy. I'm also known to be good with kids -- its just a thought, I'm not hinting to anything. Have a nice day folks!Layout made by

My Interests

There is just too much to talk about, but if you look around you can probably figure it out.

I'd like to meet:

There are alot of people I'd like to meet. I'd like to meet the first person/people that can successfully create invisiblity, time travelling, and/or teleportation. I'd like to meet everyone from my favorite bands. I'd also like to meet hot famous women, hot women in bands, the Suicide Girls pin-up models, that little rascal Tila Tequila, women and from the adult film industry. But most importantly I'd like to met people that can accept me and not try to change me."

Music:

There are many musical influences in my life and they are not limited to this list, but for the sake of attention spans I'll limit this list. Most of my favorite music is Heavy Metal and a lot of its many sub-genres which mosly includes all the stuff from the 70s and early 80s in the U.K. to early 90s Death Metal in the U.S., I also listen to classic Rock, hard rock, southern rock, some country, REAL old school Punk and Hardcore, Prog-rock, and did I mention lots of Heavy Metal?

Movies:

There are so many movies to name and I forget the important ones but here is a list... Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Star Wars(mostly the well written ones 4,5, and 6), This is Spinal Tap, Pink Floyd The Wall, Resovior Dogs, American Beauty, Cape Fear (1991), The 40 year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Super Bad, Clockwork Orange, The Omen, Midnight Express, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Die Hard 1-4, Sin City, Dog Day Afternoon, 300, Iron Man, Grind House, The Big Lebowski, Eraserhead, Goodfellas, Trainspotting, Waiting, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Secrets of Angels Demons & Masons, Orgazmo, Borat, James Bond 007 movies, The Hills Have Eyes, 25th hour, Scream(only the first one), Office Space, Cheech and Chong up in Smoke, Team America, Se7en, Momento, X-Men 1-2, Fight Club, Ong-Bak, War of the Worlds, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Lethal Weapon 1-4, Transformers, Simpsons, Saw, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob strike back, Duece Bigalow Male Gigalow, Porky's, Animal House, Haggard, Dirty Work, Me Myself and Irene, Demolition Man, Blade 1-3, Vampire Hunter D, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Tango and Cash, Oceans 11, Robo Cop 1-2, Dawn of the Dead, Ghost Busters 1-2, Child's Play 1-3, Rumble in the Bronx, The Lost Boys, Donnie Darko, Alien, Aliens, Jurassic Park, Predator 1-2, Terminator 1-3, Dumb and Dumber, The Girl Next Door, The Departed, Children Of Men, etc. etc. etc.

Television:

The Colbert Report, Simpsons, Reno 911, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, South Park, Ren & Stimpy, Futurama, Curb Your Enthusiam, UFC, Pride, WEC, To Catch A Predator, Drawn Together, A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, I Love New York, Supergroup, The Ali G Show, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Jackass, Monster Garage, American Choppers, Insomniac with Dave Atell, American Dad, Duckman, Dave Chappelle Show, Late night with Conan O'Brian, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, HeadBangers Ball, Uranium, Blind Date, Cheaters, Cops, Elimidate, Fox news, MSNBC news, History Channel shows, Court TV shows, Comedy Central shows, and Discovery Channel shows.

Books:

My favorite book is the dictionary because there are so many amazing words in that thing! I also like all the Where's Waldo books those are fun for everyone. I like magazines also like Playboy, Penthouse, Maxim, Stuff, Guitar World, Decibel, and Revolver. I'd love to read and complete the bible, the mormon bible, the kuran, and the necronomicon. I am very open to many different books but I hardly ever read.

Heroes:

Take a really good guess.

My Blog

’DIE DEAD ENOUGH’ (lyrics that remind me of myself)

It's twilight and I wake up hotMy body's soaked in a cold, cold sweatI re-enact the lurid scenesAnd clawed engravings in my headOh, I can't punch hard enough (and I run)I can't kick high enough (and I...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:40:00 PST

R.I.P. Roberta

I remember it like it was yesterday. I moved back to San Francisco on May 1st 2004 from Las Vegas. As the days pasted, I started hanging out w/ my old friends here and I met some new people through th...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:40:00 PST

’Hell is Home’

Hell Is HomeWritten by: [G. Tipton, K.K. Downing]You're looking at me whySort of like a leper vibeOkay for your kindBut it's too good for meAnd a hey I know I'mNever gonna qualifyFor all the bullshitO...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:09:00 PST

Jamie Jagger interviewing me (only J.J. interviews me for this blog)

Jamie Jagger: Ok, if you had to fight the extinction of humanity in an Armageddon-type situation, what would be your weapon of choice? Me: It would have to be the shotgun that you see in that pic that...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Fri, 02 May 2008 04:08:00 PST

Planet Caravan

"We sail through endless skiesstars shine like eyesthe black night sighsThe moon in silver treesfalls down in tearslight of the nightThe earth, a purple blazeof sapphire hazein orbit alwaysWhile down ...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:39:00 PST

Cathedral Spires

Band: Judas Priest Song: Cathedral Spires Album: Jugulator [1997] Written by: G. Tipton and KK Downing     "They have blown away the daylightHours we hadLeft a legacy, a deadly aftermathWe c...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:35:00 PST

My Thoughts About The Possible Future President

Well the topic on who should be the president is always very interesting and right now I'm going to break my silence and share my thoughts with everyone. Hopefully Obama will be the leading candidate ...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:24:00 PST

What do you think of me? ((Taken from Bree))

My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:12:00 PST

... and this is why the coast needs to be burned

There are way too many dimwits, dumb asses, and dipshits in this city. First of all, too many motherfuckers that can't drive because of evolutionary reasons. One day I'm going to pull them over and be...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:34:00 PST

There is Nothing in the Mist

I live in San Francisco, CA., and I've wandered these streets, gyms, schools, bars, and clubs for far too long looking to meet some girl that will totally just blow my mind away. I've met many women t...
Posted by THE MIGHTY MFM[HEAVING EARTH FOR THE LOVE OF LAVA] on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:11:00 PST