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About Me


AARON
Vecter Verger

Im often refered to as a "Sexy Beast"(impressive, i know). I clean out my ears with Q-Tips even though the warning on the box says not to. I think i poked my brain with one once(hurt like a bitch, but im better now). I piss in the shower. My favorite food is bread, Fav. Color: Brown. Jesus Once offered me his soda that he got from McDonalds because he thought I looked thirsty. ohh, and once I had to evacuate my home when a hurricane was headed for us, and there was this dude in Georgia who told me he was a professional hitchhiker and that he was writing a book about his adventures. Then he showed me this scar on his side and told me that he got in a knife fight with some dude, the dude cut him, and his liver was falling out, so he had to push it back in and go to the hospital. ..oh shit. my bad im talking about wierdos instead of myself, sorry. lets see.... me ... me.... oh, I know!!! Some times I have the strangest feeling that people are looking at my ass when I pass by. oh and during the epic cribits outbreak of '96, I managed to survive uninfected.I got my layout at 123layouts.com , andcheck out these Myspace Codes!

My Interests

Art, music, movies, the mating rituals of animals, shiny things, nail guns, videogames, the word "sassaphrass"(it sounds cool), lent traps, lent, belly buttons, belly button lent, elbows, learning the hard way, cursewords and their many fun uses, my right to remain silent, fighting for my right to party, the right of way, anything that says "keep out of reach of children", time travel and its many connundrums, saddle sores, rug burns, faulty playground equipment, sweating to the oldies, sun spots, some kind of 2 foot worm looking fish thing that eats flesh off of the dead carcass of a blue whale that had been sunken by a team of scientists who just wouldnt stop shooting their guns at the damn thing(its not gonna get anymore dead!!!), ummm, I also like the color brown, and acting like I know how to sing songs in spanish. .....nothing special, just the same things that interest most people.
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular. Why do you ask?? Oh, I see. Okay, I'll play this game.I would like to meet people that I already know out there in the real world and artists. As far as other random people go....well....here's the thing, send a request and I'll probe your profile for signs of compatability or at least something interesting. If your profile is a barren waysteland then it would be in your best interest to message me with something that doesn't put me to sleep.Also, I'm not going to lie, if you are an attractive female who feeds my ego by agreeing that I am a sexy beast of a man..well...you have a decent chance of aquiring the add that I know you truly yearn for. At least that way I'll know you've got good tayste in beasts.*Note* My "top 8" in no way really represents who my "favorite people are. I have decided to just mix it up from time to time. So for my own ammusement i have decided to make up random lists in my head.....so one week my top 8 may consist of "people who sound funny when they laugh" and the next week or whenever it may be "people who fart at innapropriate times". What ever the catagory is at any given time.....I will never tell. Im going that route rather than rank my friends in order of importance. That just doenst seem right. But hey, thats just me.

Music:


Movies:

to name a few.......

MySpace Movie Lists at MySpace Toolbox !

Television:

Lost, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and all those interesting documentaries on the science and discovery channels. Ummm.......that's more or less it.

Books:

some things i read till my eyes bleed are.......

George Orwell - 1984

Kurt Vonnegut - Cat's Cradle

Haruki Murakami - Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World: A Novel (V...

John Steinbeck - The Moon Is Down (Bantam Pathfinder, SP5358)

Chuck Palahniuk - Lullaby : A Novel

Paul Moorhouse - Dali (Mallard Fine Art Series)

Dr. Seuss - Mr. Brown Can Moo, Can You : Dr. Seuss's Book of Wonderful ...

Anthony Burgess - A Clockwork Orange

Robert A. Heinlein - Stranger in a Strange Land

Douglas Adams - The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide

Art Spiegelman - Maus : A Survivor's Tale : My Father Bleeds History/Here My...

Stephen William Hawking - The Universe in a Nutshell

MySpace Book Lists at MySpace Toolbox !

Heroes:

oyyy, That's A tough one. Hmm???????? I admire anyone who sacraficed anything of their own in order to preserve our right to free speech/religion. Also i Would like to give a big warm shout out to......Smokey the Bear. Thank You Smokey, For all of your hard work and your honorable message. No Smokey, it's YOU!! "Only You Can Prevent Forrest Fires!" And Thats Why You Are My Hero. Oh, And That Martin Luther King Jr. Guy Was Cool Too, But That Kinda Fits in that whole freedom catagory.

My Blog

Finger bleeder.

andna one sea gin.......here we arera we here.?.?.?. Hmmmm....mm..mm.......m. less tart withtiw mourn in the house of ing. ing. ings house with new appliances to consider. What is a dishwasher if ...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:46:00 PST

crest crust

Hey hey hey now punchy punchy!! keep walking, right up the walls. Id'd be a tragidy if you let the vaccume get the best of ya'. Godamn noisy ground feeder, eating up all the the accumulated settlers...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:05:00 PST

Golden Chord

  This is is is is is is is is is............................... This is one thing. That thing. That thing is another. is is is is is is is is is is is is is is..................... iiiiiiiiiiiii...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:19:00 PST

political survey results

84% Mike Gravel79% Dennis Kucinich71% Chris Dodd69% Bill Richardson66% Joe Biden65% John Edwards64% Barack Obama62% Hillary Clinton43% Ron Paul36% Rudy Giuliani28% Tom Tancredo27% John McCain25% Mitt ...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:06:00 PST

Beslan Schoolhouse 1

Sergei, push them through the windows. Force them through the windows. These "Muslims", they are not "Muslim". They point their barrels at ghosts. They open fire on the walls and the ceiling. The...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:59:00 PST

Dancing Prison.

Cebu dancing inmates' concept earns int'l praise, says DILGCebu City (21 November) -- Inculcating a culture of discipline among inmates through dancin...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

I am bound by limitations.

I have this thing to express. I can feel it. It presses down on my shoulders. I can feel it inside of me fighting to escape. but I dont know what it is.It seems so clear sometimes when I focus on it...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:30:00 PST

Shoplifting is patriotic.

America. Land of the free. So why are we paying for stuff.   Steal it. It is your right as an American. Shoplifting is patriotic. What? Youre not gonna steal stuff? Why not? You a communist ...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:07:00 PST

Spencer Tunick

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Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:41:00 PST

Scuba diver in my swimming pool. WTF

Okay so I was on the phone so I walked outside, because I pace when I talk on the phone and the walls of my condo are too restricting.....hell, its bad enough that the conversation is limited to monot...
Posted by e curB AaronoraA Stlurr on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:17:00 PST