Media digestion, Nintendo, Self-pity, Involuntary Abstinence, Camping, live events (well, not theater), my own inevitable Diabetes, skin cancer, mental breakdown, and heart attack, secular reasoning (and Pastafarianism), pro-wrestling (sorry), Recreational Drinking, Professional Drinking, Drinking for Speed, Art Theory, Internet Culture, Indie Culture, Retro Gaming, Self-satisfaction through social pruning
...but seriously, beating my wife.
A (preferably female) possessor of a vergina' with whom I can share my insecurities and drag to the bottom of the ocean. Must be able to feign acceptance, simulate fitness, and create the illusion of intellectual competency. Text messaging skills a must. Familiarity with the movie Munchie a plus.
I'm retarded for music. Want a taste, if you're on IE check
My Yahoo Custom Station
--------The Golden--------
They Might Be Giants, Modest Mouse, The Pixies, Built to Spill, MF Doom
--------The Chosen--------
Neutral Milk Hotel, Soul Coughing, Radiohead, Pavement, Gorillaz, Ben Folds (Five), Grandaddy, The Decemberists, Bjork, The Flaming Lips, The Eels, Beck, Smog, The Magnetic Fields, Cornelius, Pinback, Les Savy Fav, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Imogen Heap, Clem Snide and Eef Barzelay, The Thermals, The Microphones, AC Newman, Iron & Wine, The Pharcyde
--------The Classics--------
Peter Gabriel, Frank Zappa, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, The Talking Heads, John Lennon, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Wu-Tang, The Dead Kennedys, Harry Nilsson, Biggie Smalls, XTC
--------I'm Watching--------
Beirut, Art Brut, Tim Fite, Wolf Parade, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Easy Star All-Stars, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Jon Brion, John Vanderslice, Giant Drag, Optganally Yours, Regina Spektor, Mellowdrone, Sun Kil Moon, Mr. Lif, The Perceptionists, Gnarls Barkley, Seu Jorge, Mission of Burma, Nouvelle Vague
I'm retarded for movies too.
--------The Golden--------
The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, The Shining, Blue Velvet, Fight Club, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jesus Christ Superstar
--------The Chosen--------
Evil Dead II, City of God, Blade Runner, Pi, Spirited Away, Brazil, Beetlejuice, Jacob's Ladder, After Hours, Ghostbusters, Audition, Adaptation, The Return of the Living Dead, Akira, Delicatessen
--------The Classics--------
The Godfather I and II, Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Exorcist, Goodfellas, Being There, The Hustler, An American Werewolf in London
--------I'm Watching--------
Punch Drunk Love, Sideways, Shaun of the Dead, King Kong, 28 Days Later, The Incredibles, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Critic, Clone High, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Kids in the Hall, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Adult Swim (minus Home Movies, 12 Oz. Mouse, and the Brak Show - sue me!), Lifetime Original Movies, Monique's Ms. F.A.T. Beauty Pagent, Animal X, and nature specials featuring Badgers, Tasmanian Devils, and other aggressive, smaller predators
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, The End of Faith by Sam Harris, Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, and The Autobiography of Joseph Stalin, A Novel by Richard Lourie
Batman, Jesus, L. Ron Hubbard, Frank Black, Shigeru Miyamoto, Brian Posehn, and Keiji Inafune, in that order...