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Gavin

Cry when you must, laugh when you can. Shout. Scream. Run. Fly kites. Live. Because to be alive is t

About Me

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -- Raoul Duke

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mr. T, single women (blindness is a plus), the Juggernaut, Tom Waits, Chuck Taylor, Grant Morrison and these guys:

Music:

The Fever, Tom Waits, Foreigner, Tenacious D, Beck, Wesley Willis, Johnny Cash, Foo Fighters, RHCP, Dio, Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Movies:

The Magnificent Seven, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, Casablanca, For a Few Dollars More, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Suburban Commando, The Prophecy, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, Superman 2, Billy Madison, Mortal Kombat, Snatch, Rocky IV, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors, Transformers: The Movie, Enter the Dragon, Return of the Jedi, Memento, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

Television:

Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Soup, Family Guy, Justice League Unlimited, Robot Chicken, WWE Raw, ECW, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Late Show with David Letterman

Books:

What If, Watchmen, Kingdom Come, Deadpool (Joe Kelly run), Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, Agent X, Planet Hulk, World War Hulk, Dark Knight Returns, Marvel Zombies, Casanova, Seaguy, We3, Marvel Adventures: The Avengers, Batman, Detective Comics, Captain America, Sub-Mariner, Nextwave, Annihilation, Immortal Iron Fist, New Avengers, Mighty Avengers, Invincible, Walking Dead, X-Factor, Dean and Me: A Love Story

Heroes:

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My Blog

Random Thoughts 14: High Noon at Mega Mountain

- Some say misery loves company. Close, but untrue. The truth is that anyone who watches Three's Company is miserable. - If Cheerios put you in a bad mood, that would be ironic as hell. - If Daredev...
Posted by Gavin on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST

Random Thoughts 13: Die Darkman Die!

- You know how with the invention of the internet, people are able to talk tough about how "I would totally punch out _____ if I met him in real life" but it makes them sound really pathetic? I think ...
Posted by Gavin on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:08:00 PST

My Trip to Phoenix

Not that Phoenix. I wish. When I told people that I was going to spend my first week off from work since beginning there (September) in the sunny land of Phoenix, Arizona, I got the same reaction: ...
Posted by Gavin on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST

Random Thoughts Beyond Thunderdome

- I was going to try out eHarmony.com, but I pressed enter too fast and went to eHarm.com instead. Since then, I've been having my ass kicked by Steven Segal on a regular basis and I've never been hap...
Posted by Gavin on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST

Random Thoughts and Robin

- Update: Remember how I was wondering about what's on the other side of the rainbow? I've finally gotten my answer: HOLY SHIT, IT'S GALACTUS, EATER OF WORLDS! Man, I did not see that coming. - Tr...
Posted by Gavin on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:24:00 PST

Random Thoughts 10: Mission to Moscow

- Being raped is bad enough, but it would probably be even worse if those two old guys from the Muppet Show were watching and cracking jokes. - My dream job would probably be testing Slip-n-Slides. S...
Posted by Gavin on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:55:00 PST

Random Thoughts Balboa

- I sympathize with Sir Mixalot because he likes big butts, but I truly admire the man because he cannot lie. - Hockey has some big advantages over football. For one, Jason Voorhees has murdered way ...
Posted by Gavin on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:15:00 PST

Random Thoughts Take Manhattan

- Old westerns would be more fun to watch if the cowboys and gunslingers rode upon velociraptors and rhinos instead of horses. - If I could be some kind of match-making cupid, I would put together th...
Posted by Gavin on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

Random Thoughts Magnificent Seven

- I've never seen a cat try to eat Mickey Mouse. That is totally against cartoon law. - If I ever gained superpowers, it would probably come from eating a radioactive burger. - When one gunslinger t...
Posted by Gavin on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:46:00 PST

Great Comic Book Quotes

Tom O'Bedlam: Cry when you must, laugh when you can. Shout. Scream. Run. Fly kites. Live. Because to be alive is to accept death. That's the price we pay. Superman: We're surrounded, you know. I can ...
Posted by Gavin on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST