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About Me


Can a chick do this to a guy?? Because sometimes I feel really frustrated.A womans prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
(your name goes here)___________________YOU'RE THE LUCKY WINNER TODAY!!!FOR ONE DAY ONLY YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND!! ("you're the lucky winner today!!!" contest ends after 24 hours,only that rule applies,BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!! with the "you're the lucky winner today!!!" contest...you also will recieve ONE, yes ONE previlage of my acknowledgement!)CONGRATULATIONS!! Offer does not apply when i'm having real shitty days...HAHA. Ok...My name is Jes. I rock. I love people that rock.I'm purdy darn ditsy. I also think Britney effin Spears is hott. If you got a problem w/ that...eat me! It'd be my pleasure. Music is my life. I sing. I write. I'm a dork. I AM NOT GOTHIC!! I'm manic depressive. I'm an insomniac(hence why you'll catch me on here at all kinds of times throughout the day & night.)I'm claustrophobic.I'm very sarcastic. Most people find me to be hilarious at times...I crack myself up & I guess that's all that matters. I hate being alone. I think the nation should bring back the mullet. You'll rarely ever find me at a time where i'm not hungry or about to be hungry.I miss my brothers Bailey & Sean more than anyone could ever know! I'm currently room mates with my big bro Justin & my cat Nala.I'm from PICAYUNE,MISSISSIPPI(where you can count the stop lights lol) & proud of it!! I say yall. I say"MAC"donalds.I say "wrassling." I love being southern.I love fried chicken.I LOVE crawfish.I love to travel.I've been to Asia,Hawaii, & almost all of the other states.I love laughing.I love boobs :)Crying is a habit of mine.I hate wearing shoes. I find myself not comfortable in places where I don't know anyone. I prefer the smell of skunk or freshly cut grass over roses.Weird?I know :)~ I aspire to tell all of the haters in the world to go fuck them self, if only i had enough middle fingers...but one is a definantly a start!!This is so me:CATNIP MUGSHOT!! Nala gets high with mommy :)
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My Interests



Hi B*tch! The name's Jes.

My top interest would def have to be MUSIC. Singing/Songwriting.Other than that...I love supporting local music.Concerts.Promotional Work.Sleeping.Eating.Being drunk.Bats & Pirates.Long drives in the middle of the night(that was until i totaled my car here recently,flipped 3 times,hurt like a mofo).Fishing.Robbing banks. You know...just the regular stuff!! I am completely normal... *jes says while crossing her fingers*

Jes Isenberg

HI MOM!
BITCH I'M THE SEXIEST KILLA U KNOW I'M EQUIPPED WITH AN AX & SOME LOVE HANDLES

"Every addiction is just a way to treat this same problem. Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it is all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite of the apple. Language is just our way to explain away the wonder and glory of the world. To deconstruct. To dismiss. People can't deal with how beautiful the world really is. How it can't be explained and understood." -"Survivor," Chuck Palahniuk"Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything,' Tyler says, 'that you're free to do anything.'" -"Fight Club," Chuck Palahniuk"Too bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things." -Incubus"I swear some stuff you just see better from further away And I think I communicate best now, the less I say" -Ani Difranco"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels - It is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant" -Salvador Dali"My tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart." -Brand New "I can be smart when its important" -Marilyn Monroe

I'd like to meet:

My Soulmate & My Saviour.

Music:


FYI: i don't give a rats ass if you have issues with the music i like. its my ears, and my brain being corrupted, so let it be ok for once to be a dork w/ a lot of gay music taste. You have free time right now and you're reading an idiots myspace...newsflash...you're on my level hoe. Love metal/rock/punk, Rap/RnB, pop,INDUSTRIAL, whole nine yards! Music is my thing...I LOVE LOVE LOVE MUSIC!! Imma be a superstar-rockstar! u wanna be my back-up biatch??All of our local music...gotta show some love for that(TEXAS)(MISSISSIPPI)(LOUISIANA)!! And also showing much love for independent/unsigned bands,groups,rappers,solo artist...etc. In heavy rotation right now are: Porcelain & the tramps* KillWhitneyDead* Stabbing Westward* Nirvana* Old school chilli peppers* Milli Vanilli* Staind* Sutter Kain* Bloodhoundgang* Billy joel* Michael Bolton* Journey* 38 Special* Abba* Tracy Chapman* Spin Doctors~ Blues Travelers* Def Leppard* Mary Chapin Carpenter~ Hootie & The Blowfish* Portishead~ Atomship~ ~Nonpoint* Course of Ruin~ Downsiid* Powderburn~ 3 DOORS DOWN* BRITNEY SPEARS(get over it!!lol)~ YELLOWCARD* ORGY~ DISTURBED* ICP~ KOTTONMOUTH KINGS* FORT MINOR~ TAKING BACK SUNDAY* The Distillers* IRATE~ IAD- Emura* Six Til Sunday~ Metallica* Pantera~mmm...I L.O.V.E a hella amount more but i'd be here all night & this is no sleep over so yeah. You can kinda get the idea that i listen to a wide variety of sorts!! :)~Look it's ME

with a MOHAWK!! they started me off young!!

Movies:

i'm all about comedies, and the "girly flicks", i have a vagina so it is ok for me to adore the sappy ones!! i honestly like a lot from humorous to horror to romantic. i am obsessed w/ any movie that has to deal with robbin' banks or jus jackin' shit in general :) watch out!!

Books:

Me & Justin (the best big brother anyone could ask for!) Looky how cute are we?? This is def a throwback pic!! word,word...gotta show some family lovin!!

Heroes:


yes...i indeed climbed into the dryer AND yes...i indeed had kickass shoes even as a lil squirt! (hehe)

My Blog

It’s called a breakup because it’s BROKEN.

    There's no doubt about itbreakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks or MONTHS that follow, there's one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can't and shou...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 07:27:00 PST

Lonely.

Gawwwwwwwww..................................I feel like flippin' crap & I'm sick of it. I'm tired of being so lonely. I feel like I can't trust ANYONE. I have no idea what I'm doing in my life &a...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

Some Great Inspirational Quotes

These are religious quotes so If you're not religious you may not be into any of them...but they are worth reading.   "Prayer is not getting man's will done in heaven, but getting God's will don...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:15:00 PST

need advice...

so things are pretty much sucking right now in my life. i've just been working/sleeping/& being cluesless as to what's going on between me & my boyfriend. i spoke with my mom not too long ago...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:55:00 PST

dead to me

can't even remember how it felt to have you inside of me i know it must of been a mix of insecurity and exstacy cant even remember how it felt to be loved by you somehow or another...my heart is stil...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

"Gothigger"

I thought this was funny...  I get annoyed by ppl thinking i'm goth...no offense to gothic ppl and all BUT i'm just not goth...nomatter what look my page may have, ya know?  Well, i was just...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST

Dear effin pussy...

 HOLY FUCK!! so here's the dealio...  i was with this guy right? he acted like suuuuuch a badass u kno?? & now all i hear about is him being a complete pussy!! (which by the way EVERYONE...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

Single? What's that?

Single is something I never am, but currently choosing to soak up.  I have my kind of lonely days, but I realized without a guy It's like a stress free life. It's amazing. No tears, arguing...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

Happy Bday Dustin

Happy Birthday Dustin H. We all miss you very much. I know if you were still here we'd probablly be shit faced right now seeing that it is your 21st. My 21st sucked, but hey I'll always be 6 months ol...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST

Dear Ex, It's crazy what a year can do.

 so wow...how odd is it that after so long i hear that you're now single & it like made my heart skip a beat.  those skipped beats used to be great to me, but i must admit this one hurt...
Posted by BeetleJes kj on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST