I'd like to meet:
James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett
Music:
Metallica, CKY, Helmet, Fireball Ministry, Megadeth, Jimmy Buffet, Mastodon, Foreign Objects, Shadows Fall, Clutch, Billy Joel, Queens of the Stone Age, The Knives, Seemless, Viking Skull, Gnarkill, Backwoods Payback, Artimus Piledriver, Death, Malevolent Creation, Gwar, All That Remains, Unearth, Anthrax, Testament, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, ASG, Grand Buffet, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, The Beatles, Slayer, Fu Manchu, Bloodhound Gang, Dragonforce, Children of Bodom, Dream Evil, Rush, Moistboyz, Presidents of the United States of America, Valient Thorr, Rage Against the Machine,
Movies:
Blazing Saddles, National Lampoons Vacation (All of them), Major League 1 & 2, Goodfellas, Caddyshack, Dumb and Dumber, Borat, Anchorman, Old School, Jackass 1 & 2, The Departed, Little Miss Sunshine, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Hisotry of the World Part 1, Office Space, and lot more.
Television:
Seinfeld, ESPN, Comcast Sportsnet, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saved By The Bell, Boy Meets World, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, Guts, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.