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Tronferret

Billiards is not a difficult game after all

About Me

Quite a pleasant and agreeable man on the surface. But underneath is a seething undercurrent of darkness that will suck out your soul...unless you make sacrificial offerings of a nice cup of tea and a kit kat..moreCSS

My Interests

going out - getting star spangled...watching films, reading books, martial arts, marital arts, the sea, singing sea shanties, local newspapers, bizarre conversation

I'd like to meet:

stoats, otters, badgers and ferrets...but no shrews

Music:

Billy Bob and the badger baiters, Collostomy Nosedive, James Taylor Quartet, Shak Attack, Spaff Attack, Tak Attack, ABC, ELO, REO speedwagon, followed by the AA or RAC if I experience a breakdown. The Hairy Palms, The Spinners, Half Man Half Biscuit, Great Odin's Beard, The Human Torch got refused a bank loan, Riverdance, Dolly Parton, Hayseed Dixie, Paul Hardcastle, Scrotal Slap, anything by a Latvian, khari obafemi, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith, Ben Folds, Dimitri from Paris, Disco Tex & the Sex-O-Lettes, DJ Shadow, Ella Fitzgerald, Somerfield, Gile Peterson, Norman Jay, Norman Wisdom, Norman Bates, Stormin Norman, Grandmanster Flash, Roy Ayers, The Deidre Wilson Tabac, Funkadelic, Beat Freaks, Booster, Breakestra, Burt Bacharach, Ennio Morricone, Coldcut, John Carpenter, Crazy Penis, kid Carpet, Echo and the Bunnymen, the Cult, Elton John, Doctor John, Gangstarr, Groove Armada, Heart, the Herbaliser, Idjut Boys, cuban Brothers, Ian Brown, James Brown, Charlie Brown, Gordon Brown, Mrs Brown, Jamie Liddell, Jazzanova, Joey Negro, kansas, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Lemon Jelly, Lionel rich-T, Lil Louie Vega, Masters at Work, Ludwig van Beethoven, Lynard Skynard, Mark Ronson, Massive Attack, The Stones, Mylo, Nightmares on Wax, Nu Shooz, Oingo Boingo, Plump DJs, Too many DJs, Queen, Stevie Wonder

Movies:

Team America is a work of painstaking and breathless beauty. It works on so many levels and should be studied at university. Spiderman 2 make me realise that with great power comes great responsibility, but great power with greater irresponsibility is more amusing. Wierd Science leads me to the conclusion that you haven't lived until you've seen naked gymnastics. Blackbeard's Ghost resonates with my good natured pirate tendencies. Old Boy satisfies the parts other dark films cannot reach. Star Wars gives a good dose of the lasers. The House of Flying Daggers is smashing. Ong Bak is a superb depiction of life in Budleigh salterton. The Shawshank Redemption is righteous and reminds me of school. Trading Places is a modern day Shakespearian classic

Television:

Neighbours, Hollyoaks, The Simpsons, Derren Brown, Nighty Night, Jam, The Mint, Star Trek

Books:

The Flashman Papers - George MacDonald Fraser, Monkey - We Ch'Eng En, Weaveworld - Clive Barker, Good Omens - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaimon, A Wild Sheep Chase - Haruki Murakami, The Magus - John Fowles, I am Legend - Richard Matheson, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson, The Dark Half - Steven King

Heroes:

Zeus - King of the Gods (an ageless omnipotent lothario with the listless sexual appetite of a 60yr old colonel) morihei ueshiba (what a peaceful man with a powerful beard!). David Niven (the quintessential british gent). Bugs bunny (fair play to a cross dressing singing and dancing rabbit with a penchant for mischief). Bushtucker Man (a real man's ray mears). Tron (proves that anyone can take on the establishment with a frisbee and win)

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Posted by Tronferret on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:24:00 PST