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Mela One

TALK LESS, AND SAY MORE.

About Me

When I was 10 I was the tallest girl in my class and had tits that grown women pay for. I was a giant freak of nature and boys were afraid of me. I would go home and say to myself "that's all right because some day I'll be a 6 ft model flying to Paris and Milan and you will all be sorry!!" Of course I never NEVER grew ever again I'm still 5'2,still got a killer rack (thanks god).

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My Interests

SOME DAY i HOPE TELEVISIONS COME EQUIPT WITH A VERTUAL TASTING DEVICE SO THAT WHEN i WATCH THE iRON CHIEF i CAN TRUELY UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DESERVE THE TITLE.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anybody, I don't need anyone or anything.....please hold me gentley.
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Music:

Reggae, techno, soul, house, electro, rock. If it sounds good I will shake it. You can say I'm an equal opportunity ass shaker. Blocparty rockes me, Metric, Space Hogs (they remind me of high school) Motown, I like Madonna ( you can't say shit cause Human Nature still rocks me and Secret she wrote that shit- get out!) I like Antibalas-13 piece afro funk all stars you can't touch that! Mos Def, Common, Nas, Teddy P, Mary J,Gorillaz, Massive Attack, Sneaker Pimps, brazillian girls, rouge rouge, Ray LaMontagne, the Drayton two (very old school ska)Nina Simone,Morgan Heritage,Sly&Robbie,Bountie Killa, Sizzla,GNR, NIN, Broken Social Scene, Peaches, FleetwoodMac,Donna Summers, Prince, Any song that has ever made me CRY I was at the 1st Lillith Fair. Can i pls take a moment to talk about records- this is how you listen to music! I Love taking it out of its jacket and blowing the little dust particles off, placing it on the turntable and ever so gently touching the needle down. I never use that little lever on the side. (thats cheating.)

Movies:

I cant watch movies about slaves, it aggitates me.

Television:

I dont have cable because my ass would grow into the couch. But I like cartoons, anime and the Amazing Race...and Young and the Restles. Dont judge me. I really like documentries.

Books:

My favourite book is The Outsiders I read it when I was 13..it doesnt get old, Silence of the Lambs was creepy this was the first time I threw a book because I was freaked. Memoirs of a Geisha was pretty sick. Beauty Myth is some informative shit, so was Cunt - its a book and a state of mind. Every one should flip through the Bible-just for fun. I would recommend BAMBI to anyone that just likes a good read its soo different from the cartoon, really.

Heroes:

Nerds, greeks, freaks, losers, cronic masterbaters, my mom, run away slaves, white dreads, interracial couples, swingers, junkies that have kicked it cold turkey,retired dealers, guys named Dick, strangers that tell me I'm pretty, Ricki Lake, black guys in hard core rock bands...and me.

My Blog

Pink Nipple Pandemonium

So I love my job, I hate my job...no I love it cause I work for the craziest little freak on earth.  Part of my job is to listen to him tell outrageous stories about Asian prostitutes and laugh a...
Posted by Mela One on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST

Back in the Day

When I was in grade 1-4 my brother would pick me up from school everyday and watch me till my parents got home.  He went to the junior high that was just across the athletic field.  He ...
Posted by Mela One on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 10:46:00 PST

Hot Steamy Nights

Cool cool days make hot steamy nights when lovers are at rest from long enduring flights of abandon and time like my desire stretches out from the nape of your neck to the small of your back to...
Posted by Mela One on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

The Best Valentines Day Ever

One time I went on a date with this soocer player I was totally in to him and he came and picked me up at my house.  We were gonna go and eat down the street and as we past the park he pulls out ...
Posted by Mela One on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:41:00 PST

I've got a new Drug!!

I know in a lot of ways I am behind the technolgical times but fuck computers, record players are the wave of my future.  At least once a week I have an ultra exclusive dance party in my room whe...
Posted by Mela One on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST

A stranger hit me with a sock THE FINAL CHAPTER

All right so where we left off me and Celeste, Giovanni and the boys had just been kicked off of the Sneeky Dees patio for being drunk and  rowdy.  We decided to change venues and keep ...
Posted by Mela One on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:25:00 PST

A stranger hit me with his sock!!

One day me and my friend went out to pay the rent, we had to run all about town getting our shit together because it was a week late (nothing new) so we finally got everything taken care of and then d...
Posted by Mela One on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:03:00 PST

I'm a Dinosaur your a machine

I have been completely logged off for years now and as all my friends became more and more computer savvy, I hid the fact that I DON'T OWN A COMPUTER- Don't judge me. But I'm really into this thing he...
Posted by Mela One on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST