I loooove to eat the food that my owner eats. If I beg enough, she gives it to me. It's so great. I'll eat anything
I am nocturnal, so I sleep in the day and am up at night.
I'd love to get to know other rats who like stealing receipts, chewing t-shirts, towels, and other things, jumping on and off of things--like chairs, tables, and couches--and licking and peeing on things.
I am taking the following courses at the local college:
"Gnaw your way to sharper teeth"
"To stash or not to stash"
"Begging for dummies"
"Getting your way with squeaks and squirms"
"You CAN be alpha!"
"Marking: It makes scents!"
"The art of T-shirt lace making"
"Free ranging: 101 ways to avoid capture"
"DIY Claw sharpening"
"The world is your toilet: de-programming litter training"
"Beginners Bruxing"
"Toss a raisin and 101 other ways to get attention"
Other female fancy rats. Sorry guys, my owner is really strict and she's not letting me see boys--yet.
My owner Brandy wanted me to put this graphic on my page for her:
I pretty much listen to anything. If I can shake my whiskers to it, I'm there.
1984, Indiana Jones and the last Crusade, Ben, Mouse Hunt, Dr. Doolittle (1998), Fievel Movies, The Jewel of the Nile, Stuart Little, Battlefield Earth, Road Trip, Chicken Run, Ratz, Willard, Stephen King's Graveyard Shift, Rats: Night of Terror, The Rat Man, Cross my Heart and Hope to Die, Charlotte's Web, Two "Babe" movies, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, Total Recall, The Princess Bride, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Deer Hunter, Rats (1983), Dumbo, The X-Files Movie, Return of the Jedi, Blade Runner, Ratopolis, Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula, Indian in the Cupboard, Interview with the Vampire, Wind in the Willows, The Nutcracker, The Great Mouse Detective, The Nightmare before Christmas, Lady and the Tramp, Titanic, Coming to America, Bram Stoker's Dracula, and From Dusk Til Dawn.
Rugrats is my favorite cartoon. Unfortunately, Brandy doesn't have a TV. : (
Lesser known literary quotes:
Gone with the wind - Margaret Mitchell
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a rat's arse"
A tale of two cities - Charles Dickens
"They were the best of rats, they were the worst of rats"
(Obviously referring to Statty and Nimbus)
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - S.T. Colleridge
"Ratties, ratties everywhere
And all the house did stink
Ratties, ratties everywhere
Too many rats you'd think"
or:
"As idle as a painted buck
Upon a painted hammock"
Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare
"O Ratty, Ratty! wherefore art thou ratty?"
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in
possession of a good fortune must be in want of a rat"
Brandy, of course.