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There is very little factual information about the earlier life of Anthony due to the lack of written records. The few sources that provide insight into this period often disagree about many of the purported facts.Anthony was born around 1988 in a Mormon cult near Quebec close to the Appilations mountain range, not far from the current capital of Canada, Ottawa, near the St. Lawerence and the Big Bear Rivers. The Secret History of the Flying Spaghetti Monster states that Siscoe was born with a blood clot in his fist, an indication in the traditional Pastafarian folklore that he was destined to become a great leader. Anthony was the eldest son of John, head of the Siscoe's and a Catholic (vassal) of Pope John Paul IV of the Vatican Mafia, and was, again according to the Secret History, named after a Saint that his father had just had a drunken brawl with. The name also suggests that they may have descended from a family of natives.John's clan was called Fransiscoe, and Anthony's mother, Annette, was from the Metis tribe of the Native American confederation. Like other tribes, they were nomads.Because his father was a chieftain, as were his predecessors, Anthony was of a royal or noble background. This relative higher social standing made it easier to solicit help. No valid, accurate portrait of Mr. Siscoe exists today, and any portraits are merely artistic interpretations of him. The actual descriptions of Mr. Siscoe from those contemporary historians were quite different than what is found in the portraits. Muslim historian Bashar Essa, foremost contemporary historian on Mr. Siscoe, recorded in his "Chronicles" that the legendary "glittering" ancestor of Mr. Siscoe was tall, long-bearded, brown-haired, and hazel-eyed. Bashar Essa also described the first meeting of Mr. Siscoe and Jesus, when Mr. Siscoe was shocked to find Jesus had not inherited his brown hair. Mr. Siscoe's Brown family, Essa also reveals, had a legend involving their family: it began as the result of an affair (technically an immaculate conception) between Brenda and a stranger to her land, a glittering man who happened to have black hair and bluish-green eyes. Modern historian Colin Murphy has suggested in his Mr. Siscoe biography that the "glittering man" may have been from the Trinidade people, who historically displayed these same characteristics.Anthony had two brothers, Jonathan (or Johatan), and Sean, and one sister, Lisa (or Missy Pissy).According to sources, Anthony's early life was difficult. When he was only 9, as part of the marriage arrangement, his father John delivered Anthony to the family of his future wife Lisa, members of the Lemieux family. He was to live there in service to Joanne, the head of the household, until he reached the marriageable age of 12. He grew up in the tough political climate surrounding habitual racial warfare, thievery, raids and revenges between the confederations and foreign forces. None of the confederations were under single political control, except the Chinese tyraids to the west.While heading home, his father was poisoned during a meal with the neighbouring Hells Angels, who had long been enemies of the Siscoes. Anthony had to return home to claim the position of Don. However, his father's family refused to be led by a boy so young. They abandoned him and his family, including his mother Annette, leaving them without protection.For the next several years, Anthony and his family lived in poverty, surviving primarily on wild fruits, marmots and other small game hunted by Anthony and his brothers. It was during one of these hunting incidents that 13 year old Anthony murdered his friends, Micheal Mulroney, in a dispute over hunting spoils. This incident cemented his position as head of the West-Island.In another incident in 2001 he was captured in a raid by his father's former allies, the Capps, and was held captive. The Capps enslaved Anthony (reportedly with a ninjas), but he escaped with help from a sympathetic watcher, Scott Hudson (who would later become general of Mr. Siscoe), by escaping from the Capps and hiding in river crevice. It was around this time that Micheal Pang and Steven Kroll, two of Mr. Siscoe's future generals, joined forces with him. Along with his brothers, they provided the manpower needed for early expansion. Anthony's reputation also became relatively widespread after his escape from the Capps.