WHY EMO GIRLS LOOK LIKE BOYS AND EMO BOYS CRY LIKE GIRS SO FUCKIN TRUE FUCK EMO |
By Sarahbeth Purcell
Okay, let me just start this rant with the bottom line: Emo sucks.
Let me elaborate for those who aren't already sitting at their computers screaming, "Yes, Sarahbeth, it doe...
Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
drunkeness |
drunken stupor
horny whore
2 great friends
separated by a kiss
one is destroyed
the other is uncomfortable
but the one who cased it all
doesnt care about it at all
drunken stupor
horny whor...
Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 READ AND IF NOT STILL READ |
STOP POSTING CHAIN LETTERS THEY ARE STUPID AND CHILDISH....
IF YOU DO REPOST THIS THEN YOUR PENIS WILL SHRIVEL AND YOU WILL BE PLAGUED BY HORRIBLE GRAMMAR AND SUCH
AND LITTLE GIRLS GO BACK TO BARB...
Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ever wonder? |
Ever Wonder?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
yep im a spic and what? |
Why Latinos can't be Terrorists1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.4. We would talk loudly ...
Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
and im from jersey what? |
111. Your know where harding highway is.
110. One of your favorite X-File Episodes is the one about the Jersey Devil.
109. In South Jersey, you don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore".
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Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
wellp |
well i knew it was too good to be true
self esteem? what is that?
why does it suck?
oh yea couse i suck at life
Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
why are laws so stupid |
Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
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Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
thanks courtney stole this from you |
jersey driving rules
got this in an email, figured i'd share..
*****NJ DRIVING BASICS*****
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them.
2. Under ...
Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
can you imagine working for this company? |
Can you imagine working at the following Company?
Body: It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud...
Posted by MIKE DELFUCKINGADO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
