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Patrick McJustice!

Shhh... you're pretty.

About Me

My movie Gettin' It just came out on DVD. Go get it NOW !
Take a look around. You'll see I clearly have no shame. My life is an open book, except for the stuff that's none of your business. Questions? Me too. Feel free to submit an inquiry. You might also check with your local librarian or video store clerk.

Also visit my website . I mean, if you feel like it.

My Interests

food, film, fire, alliteration, theatre, thunder storms, thrift stores, sleeping, scissors, contesting parking citations, calling people 'CHIEF', the outside, bodies of water, breaking stuff, fixing things, music, cars, alternative energy, absurd animals like camels, tortoises, giraffes, humans etc.

I'd like to meet:

all kinds of peoples: fellow artists, fools, poets, miscreants, partiers, wallflowers, race car drivers, BLIMP PILOTS, free-lance new age travelers, or any other compassionate open-minded lunatics with similar interests or that share my passionate distaste for SUVs, reality shows, and tobacco products.

Check out my DEMO!

Music:

i love that! particularly any kind of rock and/or roll, 60s, 70s, 80s, salsa, jazz, classical, motown, punk, funk, jiggidy-junk. i dont really have a favorite band, but i enjoy Fleetwood Mac, Foreigner, Garbage, Heart, Bjork, Aretha, GnR, STP, Depeche Mode, Janet, Taylor Dayne, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, and yes, Roxette or for that matter anybody that gets so into the music they yell out the name of their band in the middle of a song.

Movies:

In no particular order: Clue, The Goonies, I [Heart] Huckabees, Little Miss Sunshine, Memento, Napoleon Dynamite, Psycho, Raising Arizona, The Royal Tenenbaums.

Television:

Los Simpsones, Family Guy, Futurama, Invader Zim, Home Movies, Alias, SVU, X-Files and other assorted reruns like old school Charlies Angels. Still aching for the "reality" trend to f'n DIE.

Books:

i...i never learned to read. seriously. i'm completely illiterate.

Heroes:

John Stamos - I mean Uncle Jesse. But not really. You know it's GIR! And Homestar Runner. Strong Bad, too. Also the real Bumblebee from TransFormers - you know, the beetle - as well as The Tick, Teela, Skeletor, Evil-Lyn, Xena, Angus MacGuyver, Dana Scully, Janette of the Chipettes, Irma from TMNT, and of course Velma and Daphne. Okay, some of those involve more fantasy than admiration, but yeah, I'm pretty sure all my heroes are fictional.

My Blog

The Girl of My Dreams...

...since 1994.  I'm just so glad she's back in my life....
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

On shaving and handmaidens

Really, I should not be allowed to shave.  Let's be honest.  I'm just not that good at it, and frankly I'm tired of watching my careless, uncoordinated hands try to rip my face off.&nbs...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

Important Update

Since I know most, if not all of you were very concerned about this, I felt it imperative to post a special bulletin with this vital information about myself: *Now licensed to drive in the s...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is getting out of hand

I think it's great that all these half naked, headless people who can't spell want to be my 'friend'.  Bring it on.  I'm not being sarcastic; the more the merrier.  I fully intend ...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Day Off

Sometimes I make up songs to go along with what I'm doing. Like this:Pickin' my nose,Pickin' my nose.Sittin' around,And pickin' it good.What can I say? It was my first day off after a long week of sho...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

victory

i fixed my tv. originally i blamed my friend andrew. i urged him to use the remote control (that actually came with a smaller magnavox my dad had bought me after i came home from a month in the ho...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sense of humor

you know what i was thinking would be great, is if my tv would simply turn OFF any time i tried to change the channel or adjust the volume. yes. that would be wonderful becuase watching tv was getti...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh yeah...

...and if you thought i was pissed about the last parking ticket i mentioned (there may have been a few in between then and now) just ask me about my most recent one. JUST ASK. and see if you still ...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

enough w/ the polka!

okay people, i dont mean to insult anyone's culture here, but ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING LOUD-ASS mexican POLKA MUSIC!!!!!!!!! it's not cool. in fact it's horrible. an accordian and rhythm selection #...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Guess what I got

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!! !!! Well, if you guessed another god damn fucking parking ticket, then you're absolutely, 100% fucking correct. Waaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Posted by Patrick McJustice! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST