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Jessi M.

Okay, but I get to be on top!

About Me


I am something! Whoo hoo, let me tell u! I never know what to say in these things can’t they give me a template of some sort? What about me can I write that there isn’t a place for already down below…
I have always thought of myself as a dog person, but this little girl left my roommate and me two wonderful kittens. It seems overnight I turned into a crazy CAT lady… I even bought them a huge cat condo and I spend more on them than I do on myself…
I have a knack for attracting the “strange ones”…For instance, I can be with a friend at a bus stop just waiting for a bus and people will just come up and talk to me. They of course are not making any sense and are talking about something like pantyhose or what they bought at the thrift store. Or… I can be in a store and some guy will follow me around and when I leave, approach me at my car and tell me in a strange accent, “You make me horny.” …
“Um, Thank you????” Well, I dunno what else to write…
Here is a clip from the WORST MOVIE EVER!
You should watch it!
Websites you should check out:
WWW.FARK.COM,
WWW.COMINGSOON.NET
WWW.APPLE.COM/TRAILERS
My friend
Kendall's Home Page
WWW.JESSICASREALBADIDEA.COM
(I will think of more to add later)

My Interests

traveling, Racquetball, Sooner Football, (Whatever Football program my dad is/has coached), Movies (of all types), playing games (board/video/sports etc.) and so much more ;-)

I'd like to meet:

Honest, intelligent, sincere, fun, non-scary people... will do. ;)

These people:

Music:

I like songs that build and build… Songs you can take in and feel all over your body… wrapped in the beat the rhythm and the words. (…deep breaths…) These are the songs that you will see me belting in my car on the way to work, making people look over and point and say, “boy, she is insane!”
I like such a wide variety of music I don’t know what exactly to put here… other then just that… I like a lot… I usually listen to the radio and have no idea who sings what… but lately I have grown very tired of commercials and am starting to have to make CDs/MP3s.

Movies:

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Clue, Little Miss Sunshine, Amelie, Alegria, He loves me he loves me not, Better off Dead, Fight Club, True Lies, Top Secret, X-Men, Sixteen Candles, Real Genius, The Princess Bride, War Games, Drop Dead Fred, Coming to America, Spaceballs, 80's movies in general...

and so much more ;-)

Television:

Alias, Quantum Leap, Friends, Seinfield, Medium, Just Shoot Me, Punky Bruster, X-Files, Charmed, Law and Order SVU, Becker, Golden Girls, He-Man, She-Ra, Wonder Woman, and other Cheesy (I mean GREAT) shows like that

Books:

Random mix: The Count of Monte Cristo, Memoirs of a Geisha, Nakid Pictures of Famous People, Edge of Reason, Good in Bed, In Her Shoes, Da Vinci Code, The Bourne Legacy...

Heroes:

"The world needs heroes and it's better they be harmless men like me than villains like Hitler" - Albert Einstein Queen/Pharaoh Hatshepsut, many members of my family, many of my friends, and... Mr. Linus and Mr. Bailey,

My Blog

Now THAT was an ordeal. 'Planes, Wheelchairs, and Automobiles.'

I just got back from visiting my parents in South Dakota.  It is beautiful over there; Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse, Parks, lots of cows and Caves with 'Stalactites!'...  I had a great time.&nb...
Posted by Jessi M. on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:21:00 PST

A rude awakening&

So I slept in a nightgown last night... and for as long as I can remember when I sleep in a nightgown, I wake up with it at least up to my waist... I guess I turn too much in my sleep... anyway, well ...
Posted by Jessi M. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST

Welcome Back Insomnia!!

Thank you, Insomnia, for coming back. I almost missed you.  I am exhausted and yet I cannot sleep& my eyes ache and I can't seem to keep them shut.  LEAVE ME ALONE!  Can't you see ...
Posted by Jessi M. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST

What have I done?

This is from Cheryl's bulletin: (hers was funny)Kissed someone on your top 8? yesDanced in front of your mirror naked? yesEver told a lie? yesHad feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yesBee...
Posted by Jessi M. on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST

Four Things... about me... (actually 4 things about 8 topics)

Okay so I am bored and can't sleep.. found this on a bulletin and thought I would post mine here: I will try to put things/jobs most of you don't know about...(now post yours somewhere so I can see if...
Posted by Jessi M. on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:19:00 PST

Okay, Calm down.... just breath... (I think I have lost my mind)

OMG, all day I have been going crazy Jon and I are going to driving 6 hours to my friends wedding must leave at 4pm.I didnt think I would ever make it. It is past 4 !!!!!I have to blame it on this mor...
Posted by Jessi M. on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:03:00 PST

My roommie and Kevin Bacon...

OMG OMG!!!! Patrick can be linked to KEVIN BACON in 3 steps!!! So for work I get access to Pro-IMDB and I was randomly looking at his "trivia" and he is offically 3 steps away in the "SIX DEGREES OF ...
Posted by Jessi M. on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:56:00 PST

OMG they had CAMEL TOE!

We went Karaoke tonight and they actually had "Camel Toe" by Fanny Pack. So, we um HAD to sing it!!! and we did Greeeeeeaaat! (especially that part where I spilt my beer all over my boo...bre... ch...
Posted by Jessi M. on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:40:00 PST

but... but ... I am a sooner

American Cities That Best Fit You:65% Austin55% Honolulu50% Atlanta50% Denver50% MiamiWhich American Cities Best Fit You?...
Posted by Jessi M. on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

Kissing your Boo-Boos...

On the radio there was this Mothers Day Commercial that said, Thank your mom for always kissing your boo-boos And it got me thinking I dont remember anyone kissing my boo-boos. What I DO remember is ...
Posted by Jessi M. on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:31:00 PST