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Stiffmeister

I'm just gonna hang out, with my wang out

About Me

The ladies call me the Stiffmeister. They cant resist my irresistable charm. I play lacrosse and football for my high school. Every weekend i like to throw mega fiesta's at my pad, there u can find all the hottest and coolest people from our school all bowing down to me. Im also heavily into charity work, like gettin Jim's sorry ass a date or better yet just gettin Laid......so If ur lookin for a true pimp u know where to find me!! Die Shit BreaK!

My Interests

playin football and lacrosee and Sex and beer, parties, ridin sea doo's, skinny dippin with hot ass bitches and hot ass bitches only, goin to clubs and dancin wit fine ass chicks, not guys, and if anyone ever says anything different, their lying....oh ya, and terrorizing Finch Fukk!!!! Die Sh!t BreaK

I'd like to meet:

A girl with big hooters and a nice round azz so i can shake it like a polaroid picture!!! I like to get laid at anytime!! All the time !!!

Music:

Blink 182, Michelle Branch, P Diddy, and Green Day

Movies:

American Pie 1, 2 and American Wedding...The Rundown, Dude Wheres my Car, Dukes of Hazzard, Bulletproof Monk, Road Trip, Final Destination, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, also other movies like van wilder, senior trip, old school, euro trip, club dread, super troopers, frezno smooth, breakfast club, clerks, mallrats, saving silverman, bio dome, freddy got fingered, mystery men, waynes world, waynes world 2, slackers, bad santa, dawn of the dead, tommy boy, black sheep, screwed, half baked, fast times at ridgemont high, teenage mutant ninja turtles 1 and 2, billy madison, happy gilmore, be cool, etc...

Television:

wwe raw, wwe smackdown, nwa tna wrestling, saved by the bell, usa high, california dreams, the man show, strangers with candy, chappelle show, reno 911, curb your enthusiasm, sex and the city, oz, da ali g show, yo mtv raps, rap city, 106 and park, trl (sometimes), blue collar tv, 90210, melrose place, models inc, headbangers ball, beavis and butthead, the simpsons, south park, surreal life, the brady bunch, american idol, wb superstar, full house, perfect strangers, power rangers (the 1st one), etc...

Books:

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Heroes:

Dirk Diggler, John Holmes and Ron Jeremy!!!

My Blog

new years is sweeett

well my drunk ass got waisted last night at the cottage.....lets just say that there was sex in the air as soon as the ladies got ahold of me....everyone came to the crib, there musta been 100 people ...
Posted by Stiffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

eat shit

hey finch...i just wanna take this time to say EAT SHIT FUCK FACE!!!!
Posted by Stiffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST