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Eric Cartman

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

The name is Eric and i live in South Park, Colorado...i'm currently enrolled at South Park Elementary....right now i'm basically looking for good times and ways to get $ 10,000,000... if u try and get in my way, i will either kick u in the nuuts, or arrange a plan to hav your parents killed by a local rancher who mistakenly thinks that they are trying to break into his farm, then he will shoot and kill them with his glistening double barrell shotgun, then on top of that i will chop you up and poor your remains into a cream dip that i especially prepare just for you...!!! in other words....DONT FUCK WITH ME !!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't poor like kenny's bitch ass...people that hate kyle as much as i do...anyone who can build a kickass clubhouse...any hollywood type that can hook me up with a sweet cheesy poof deal...people that want to plan out and eliminate all hippies...here's some of the good all folks that live or have visited South Park, btw this is there most tender moments:

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