I eat oysters for breakfast. I like rainbows. This one time, I got stung inside my mouth by a bee.
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I eat oysters for breakfast. I like rainbows. This one time, I got stung inside my mouth by a bee.
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Shell hunting.
I would like to meet the girl of my dreams, on a majestic mountaintop shrouded in misty clouds. She would come riding the wind on the back of the mystical Pegasus, her long, dark hair flowing magically and glinting in the moonlight. I would be waiting for her atop my trusty steed Alsoroth, with a rare and beautiful Emerald Rose to give her, and present to her my undying love...then we'd go to the farmer's market and buy incense and candles, and go back to my castle, where we would drink wine and listen to A Little Touch Of Shmilsson in the Night, before taking a midnight swim in the crocodile infested moat, where she would watch me battle the monstrous reptiles. After that we would retire to the Master's Quarter, light the incense and candles, and I would then proceed to give her the most legendary foot massage anyone on earth has ever experienced. We would live happily ever after in love forever, and ever, and ever.
Music is a mushroom on the shitpile of life.
Urban Cowboy
VH1 classic, VH1 soul
My Uncle Oswald (Rolled Doll), Love is a Dog From Hell (Charlie Book ow! ski), Naked Lunch (Willy Burroughs), The Adventures Of Tin Tin (some french dude)
Martha Stewart, Janis Joplin, Oprah Winfrey