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chrissie carnell

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I like balls.

My Interests

self mutilation, making sweet love to myself and then crying after (because i'm such a slut), bingeing and purging, conspiracy theories, shaving my chest with a buck knife, death threats, sharing a bubble bath and methadone every saturday with my cat Meow Meow, protesting whale urine, being beat with wet celery, terrorist trading cards, cussing, spitting, and drinkin' whiskey, laxatives, balls, breast feeding other people's children, fingerbanging, peeing in people's swimming pools, making fun of retards, porn, midgets, cupcakes...and my love Jonnie.

I'd like to meet:

These dudes...

Music:

My papa who is singing with the angels right now.

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces. Ham on Rye. Miss. Lonelyhearts. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter. Henry and June. the prophet. The Alchemist. 1984. Women. Catcher in the Rye. As I Lay Dying. The Sun Also Rises. A People's History of the Unites States. Ask the Dust. Demian. Push. Siddartha. For Whom the Bell Tolls. Franny and Zooey. The Sound and the Fury. 100 Strokes of the Brush Before Midnight. Post Office. Breakfast at Tiffany's. The Bell Jar. Lolita. Crime and Punishment. A Farewell to Arms. Little Women. The Portable Dorothy Parker. Unbearable Lightness of Being. Lucky Jim. 100 Years of Solitude. Factotum. White Oleander. In Cold Blood. Memoirs of a Geisha. On the Road. The prison ode by Oscar Wilde. The encarta dictionary rocks, and I adore atlases...still reading.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Heroes:

Carole Lombard

My Blog

Hooray!

My vagina has found it's purpose in life. This is a very proud day for me and my lil guy.
Posted by chrissie carnell on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:43:00 PST

my birthday party

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Posted by chrissie carnell on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:34:00 PST

watch!

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Posted by chrissie carnell on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST

What happens in Bangkok...

I just got in from Las Vegas, which happened to be a fantastic, much needed, totally fun adventure! I'll recap it for ya...I'll start with the drive there. It was Hannah behind the wheel, Amanda was c...
Posted by chrissie carnell on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:55:00 PST

them pigeons got teeth.

i am deathly afraid of pigeons. they hurt my feelings. i think it started when i was in new york and saw a few eating out of a bucket of kfc chicken. c'mon, that's like me eating a bucket of fried nat...
Posted by chrissie carnell on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST

cricket

I just moved into my new home without my dumpy bulldog love Lola. It's the first time in ten years that she's not by my side. I am sitting on my bathroom floor drinking a glass of wine. Feeling things...
Posted by chrissie carnell on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:32:00 PST

The great dictator!

dubya makes me gag. ...
Posted by chrissie carnell on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

The background of Darfur.

"The ongoing genocide in the Darfur region of western Sudan, which has continued since 2003, is fueled primarily by the Janjaweed, a government-supported militia recruited from local Arab tribes. The ...
Posted by chrissie carnell on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

The gift that keeps on giving.

Finding the true criminals in any crime is not very hard. Aks your self one question: Cui Bono? Who benefits?The Bulldog Manifesto | January 2 2006So what if the Bush administration wants to conduct i...
Posted by chrissie carnell on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:49:00 PST