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Devlyn

I'm not evil, I'm morally challenged!

About Me

You've seen my pics and have your cursor hovered over the "send message" button. Stop! Read this first.
I've been, and will continue to be, hella busy for the next couple of months. If I haven't responded to your email, try sending another in November or so. :D If you are a friend or acquaintence from faire, let me know!
... on with the bulletin.
I can be very guarded and aloof. If you require lots of emotion or ego stroking, I'm not the girl for you.
However...
When I am comfortable with a person I tend to say irreverent and inappropriate things and curse a lot. I can be very affectionate and silly. I love to laugh! I prefer my humor dry and my babies shaken, not stirred.
I'm a Libra, seeking balance in my life. What that amounts to is periods of intense caution followed by periods of extreme spontenaety.
I will poke at you and be very childlike one moment, then argue politics and religion the next.
I love to travel and learn new things, meet new people and experience different cultures.
I'm a very analytical person. I like to know why people do things and why things are the way they are.
Oh yeah, I'm also sarcastic to a fault. Many people can't tell when I'm joking.
I don't usually fit into large groups, but most people (including strangers) feel comfortable talking to me, even about personal details of their lives.
I have a business that takes a lot of my time. I rarely have time and money at the same time.
I design, manufacture and sell renaissance costuming. If you are interested in perusing my wares, email me for my web page address.

My Interests

Reading, dancing, music, movies, hanging with friends, conversation, travel, destroying a ton of food in my slow cooker, my cats, history, fashion design, interior design, making trouble.

I'd like to meet:

Fun, intelligent, interesting people to date and/or hang out with.
People with alternative businesses for networking.
Not looking for cyberfucks, stalkers, posturers or the socially inept.
I will not be giving you webcam titty/cunt shows, masturbation fodder, sexy emails or the like.
I don't want to see your dick or watch you wank it on webcam. My friends and I will all point and laugh.
I have a low tolerance for bullshit and drama. Save it for your mama.
Preferances are for brown eyes, tall men, curvy women and open minds.
Since I'm so fucking exhausted lately, someone interested in treating me like a princess would be nice too. :D

Music:

Depends on my mood. My tastes are constantly changing when it comes to music. I was raised in a very musical family. I've taken lessons in guitar, piano, recorder, & flute and sucked at all of them. Just no aptitude I guess. I'm usually humming, whistleing or singing something. Family gatherings featured my nana and aunt on piano, my dad on guitar and my grampy on fiddle.

Movies:

The Fifth Element, Army of Darkness, LOTR, Star Wars, My Cousin Vinny, Scent of a Woman I like action/adventure, comedies, historical, scifi/fantasy dramas and combat/war movies. I don't enjoy horror movies at all. They bore me.

Television:

JAG, Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, Queer As Folk, The L Word, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, House, Deadwood, The Shield, Firefly, and yeah, anything SciFi or Fantasy pretty much.

Books:

sci-fi/fantasy, Honor Harrington, Death Gate Cycle, Celestine Prophesy, historical fashion related, Historical Fiction, Terry Goodkind, Tad Williams, Isaac Asimov, Frederick Pohl, Mercedes Lackey, Raymond Feist, David Eddings, Star Wars I own a LOT of books and love to read.

Heroes:

My Mom

My Blog

IQ Test! Finally! I don't score in the negatives. :D


Posted by Devlyn on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

Silly survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:DevlynBirthday:Oct 2 1975Birthplace:Moncton, NB, CanadaCurrent Location:Da Burg, OhioEye Color:blue/greenHair Color:redHeight:5'6"Right Handed or Left Handed:Am...
Posted by Devlyn on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:29:00 PST

Thank God almighty I have cable at last!

I'm not even getting into the whole sordid tale of my battle with Time Warner. Suffice to say it was a fucking nightmare.However, at long last I have cable!!! Huzzah!The cable guy accidentally gave me...
Posted by Devlyn on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:42:00 PST

OMG the Cable Company sucks monkey balls!!!!!!

My woeful tale begins 2 months ago when I, after 6 years of living in my apartment, decided to bite the bullet and get cable installed. I got sick of my rabbit ears and fuzzy picture and decided that ...
Posted by Devlyn on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

My Fridge, the Food Rotter!

Why are good, wholesome, unprocessed foods more expensive than fat/sugar laden, processed until there's no nutritional value foods?Shouldn't  convenience foods be more expensive, like convenience...
Posted by Devlyn on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:26:00 PST

Which one is you?

Dani said I had to do this, or she would fist my cunt and stick a family sized bottle of herbal essence shampoo up my ass w/o lube. :(Body: This is what I really think of you! Can you guess which one ...
Posted by Devlyn on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:25:00 PST

I wonder what this slot is for?

  The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)     Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.     You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex....
Posted by Devlyn on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:59:00 PST

Focus Devvie Focus!!!

I've been uber slacktastic this week. I need to get my shit together at work like, yesterday.Fortunately my staff has been picking up the slack! I'm so blessed.But, next week I need to re-focus on wha...
Posted by Devlyn on Sun, 21 May 2006 05:12:00 PST

Get a top 16 on myspace!

Want to know how I got 16 people for my top people? I fucked em all! J/K :PReally tho, here's what you do.Click on my friend's list. Go to the last page. Add XMEN the movie to your friends. Wait to be...
Posted by Devlyn on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:07:00 PST

Blast from the Past!!!!

Wow.. I had almost forgotton about this page! The delightful Supergirl Dani poked at me about it tonight so I figured I'd just fucking share it.This is my first website after it's last update in 2000 ...
Posted by Devlyn on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:17:00 PST