She's a BRICK.... bmm bmm bm bm HOUSE!!!!

i need to MOVE, get a new JOB, and START MY LIFE.It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in: ~REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent...............................12 Calories Without her consent..........................2187 ~OPENING HER BRA: With both hands................................8 With one hand.................................12 With your teeth..............................485 ~PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection...............................6 Without an erection.........................3315 ~PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Trying to find the G-Spot...................4092 ~POSITIONS: Missionary......................................12 69 lying down..................................78 69 standing up................................812 Wheelbarrow...................................216 Doggy Style...................................326 Italian chandelier...........................2912 ~ORGASMS: Real..........................................112 Fake.........................................1315 ~POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.....18 Getting up immediately.....36 Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories ~GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years....................................36 30-39 years....................................80 40-49 years...................................124 50-59 years..................................1972 60-69 years..................................7916 70 and over.............Results are still pending ~DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.........................................32 In a hurry.....................................98 With her father knocking at the door.........5218 With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories