Hey there, argonauts! You've found the Star of the North herself. . . Glittering Goldie O'Gilt! The Ice Queen of Dawson! The Cold Flame of the Yukon! The Northern Belle of-- oh, sorry. I get carried away. I currently reside in Dawson, where I own a hotel called the Frostbit Arms (formerly the Blackjack Ballroom -- the finest saloon in all the Klondike!). Ah, bittersweet memories! Let me tell you something, darlin', in my heyday, I was known miles around for my beauty, and my voice was the prettiest thing under the Northern Lights -- no man could resist me! Well, almost. There is one particulary ornery sourdough I can recall. . . cussedest duck there ever was, with his rough and tough attitude and cute lil' whiskers. . . BAH, AS IF IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS! IF YOU EVER RUN INTO THAT GOLDURN SCOTTISH TIGHTWAD, TELL HIM I'LL KICK HIS TEETH IN!!!
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