still D.M.B.

I'd like to meet:

favorite quotes:
"I've been drinking alone in my room and I'm pretty drunk. I miss this shit. Music sounds so much better. Air is so much nicer in its breathing."
[anonymous friend (via email)]
"I'm buying the beer next time. That fucking steel reserve shit is still with me man. I feel like dink. I almost shit my pants at the Y today and my head hurts like whoa. The sad part is, I'm sitting here at work, wishing I had some steel reserve. Looks like suicide again. "
[dan trask]
"this new hole puncher is the tits, stu! THE TITS!!
[my friend, ryan "phone guy" garling]

"i'm looking at your face and i just want to smash it. i just want to fucking smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it, you're so pretty."
[punch-drunk love]

"hey... feeling pretty's not a crime, ok?"
[battle of shaker heights]

"be the flame, not the moth"
[casanova]

"[I'm] a little confused. I mean, i'm all sweaty, trapped, no memory, hiding in a pipe from a vampire... and i think i'm kinda gay."
[BTVS]

my friend, melinda: "what side of the bed did you live on?"
(she meant to say "wake up on")
[Slam!: c-ville, VA]

sarge: "anyone want to guess why i gathered you here today?"
grif: "uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?"
sarge: "that's exactly it, private. war's over. we won. turns out you're the big hero. we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. i get to drive the float and simmons here is in charge of confetti!" grif: "i'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir."
[red vs. blue]

"well, i... i dunno... i just... i thought maybe we could... hang out. you know, do some regular stuff back home, like... like regular stuff. get to know each other a little bit better and... then i'd see you pee."
[almost famous]

"science plus beer equals good."
[mythbusters]

my friend, elliot: "you know what word i hate? hella."
girl: "what does 'hella' mean?"
elliot: "it means wicked!"
[the moan and dove: amherst, MA]

"[i want to meet] anyone who reads the dictionary naked.
i like to eroticize intelligence."
[my friend, judge bean]
(yeah.. that's his real name)

"i once saw two parapalegics pass each other on the sidewalk in their motorized chairs and they kind of half smiled at each other. i think we all know why it was only a half smile."
[my friend, (fuck you,) bill metzger(!)]
(he really said it and it actually happened)

"i'm going crazy. i'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and i'm going crazy."
[the philadelphia story]

Ignignokt: "on the moon, the weekend has advanced beyond your wildest dreams. weekends now take up the entire week, and jobs have been phased out accordingly."
err: "we get checks from the government... and we use them to buy beer."
[ATHF]

"You think I don't know that you're never gonna make room in your life for someone who want's to know you better than 60 lousy percent? It's the last 40 that counts! "
[moonlight mile]

"we're here to steal your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations."
[ATHF]

worm king: "you're bluffing! no creature would voluntarily make an idiot of himself"
fry: "obviously you've never been in love"
[futurama]

"hey. isn't it the tits you and i have the same name?"
[moonlight mile]

"if history doesn't care that our degenerate friend, fry, is his own grandfather, then who are we to judge?"
[futurama]

Music:

music:
the Chemical Brothers
(one of my favorite music videos ever:)

Jenny Lewis w/the Watson Twins
Boston, MA
2006/10/09

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i don't listen to the radio or watch televised music of any kind.
if my friends & family didn't give me stuff, i'd be lost
...and VERY bored

now...
here's some of the stuff i dig:
(for more than a song or two:)
A Camp
(old) Aerosmith
Aesop Rock
the Angels of Light
Audioslave
Azure Ray
the Bad Plus
Bad Religion
Belle & Sebastian
Big D and the Kids Table
Bright Eyes
Burden Brothers
Cassie
the Cardigans
(really just Gran Turismo but it's so FUCKING good)
the Clash
Clutch
Creedence Clearwater Revival
DJ Shadow
Deftones
(what i like i love but the rest is boring)
Eisley
Elliot Smith
Elvis
Fiona Apple
Flogging Molly
Flyleaf
Gary Jules
the Get Up Kids
Gorillaz
Green Day
Imogen Heap
Incubus
Jack's Mannequin
James Brown
Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins
(jenny lewis is a god-damned song-writing GENIUS)
Joanna Newsom
John Frusciante
Journey
Killing Heidi
Kool Keith
(and his many pseudonyms)
Maestro Echoplex
(and HIS many pseudonyms)
theMasterPlan
KRS-1
Maynard
(see Deftones)
the Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Mountain Goats
Mirah
Nate Denver's Neck (NDN)
Neko Case
the Neptunes
the Offspring
Operation Ivy
Pearl Jam
Pilfers
Portishead
the Postal Service
Public Enemy
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Rancid
Rickshaw
Rilo Kiley
Rue des Chansons
Simon and Garfunkel
Stone Temple Pilots
System of a Down
temple of the dog
Tenacious D
the Temptations
Toadies
U.N.K.L.E.
wu-tang clan
Xiu Xiu...

Movies:

again, a few of the many:
12 monkeys
25th hour
american history x
28 days later
apt pupil
batman
beerfest
the Big Lebowski
the Blues Brothers
citizen x
Clue
Cool Hand Luke
Dinner Rush
Donnie Darko
the Fifth Element
Fight Club
Fletch
Garden State
Ghost in the Shell
Ghost in the Shell 2
Go
Good Will Hunting
Hurly Burly
an inconvenient truth
jaws
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kairo
(aka Pulse)
Karisuma
(aka Charisma)
Léon
(aka the Professional)
Lost in Translation
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Mononoke-hime
(aka Princess Mononoke)
Memento
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Ôdishon
(aka audition)
Moonlight Mile
Office Space
Oldboy
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
the Philadelphia Story
the Poseidon Adventure
Predator
the Program
Punch-Drunk Love
rain man
Ruang rak noi nid mahasan
(aka Last Life in the Universe)
Ravenous
real genious
Remember the Titans
Rushmore
la science des rêves
(aka the science of sleep)
seven
Seven Brides for 7 Brothers
Shichinin no samurai
(aka Seven Samurai)
Shakespeare in Love
Snatch
Spies Like Us
Star Trek 2: the Wrath of Khan
the Station Agent
Suicide Kings
Super Troopers
Thank You for Smoking
the Thing
This is Spinal Tap
Tsubaki Sanjûrô
(aka sanjuro)
the Transformers
varsity blues
x-men 2
yojimbo
zero effect

Television:

i go out of my way to watch:
Angel
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Arrested Development
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(especially "once more, with feeling")
Dexter
Firefly
Futurama
Home Movies
Lost
mythbusters
MacGyver
(you have to drink whenever he macgyvers shit...)
PTI
Project Runway
SportsCenter
Tim Gunn
Top Chef
the Transformers
Undeclared
Work Out

Books:

a few of my favorite books:
the berenstain bears
the gunslinger
invisible monsters
mad cowboy
the stand
the sum of all fears
their eyes were watching god
without remorse
...can you tell i like to read for fun?

Heroes:

my heroes:
my parents

...just kidding, it's Danger mouse