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The Bean Ultimatum

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About Me


I am a time traveler

there are a few of us, there will be more once ANDY builds more time machines. Maybe you can join us?

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Add to My Profile | Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor.

My Interests

i'm from the east but i represent the west

I'd like to meet:

and tan lines

Music:



songs with handclapping

Movies:

the tin drum, henry fool, der todesking.

Television:

I don't let a television screen
come in between
me and my daily routine

Books:

The Toy Collector. Johnny Red. No Coins, Please. Kiss Me, Judas. The Lemon Table. Anything by Poe Ballantine or Dennis McBride. Anything burned into a stone tablet by the G.O.D.

My Blog

Ow Ouch Ow

I wrote the following poem today;  if you can't see how this revolutionizes the world of poetry, taking it to a new and unforseen height then you don't know your quatrains from your canzones...Ow...
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Mon, 05 May 2008 03:02:00 PST

hastily written germ of a

STORY:there was this planet where the clouds grew sick of floating listlessly overhead as clouds do; they wanted to get in on the action going on down below that they'd been forced to observe for time...
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

metamorphosis

i used to be down with soggy cereal.not so much anymore.
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:58:00 PST

Ream

Poison Drummer Collared on Rape Warrant"Los Angeles (E! Online) - Look what the cops dragged in. Rikki Rockett, the 46-year-old drummer...
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:22:00 PST

sparks!

have you tried sparks? the 'energy drink' beer? strange things happen on sparks...stranger than your tongue turning the orange of a 1970's couch, which will happen. the 'energy' balances out the letha...
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

ive come to terms with it...

i don't really like sylvester stallonebut i love john rambopoor guy only ever wanted a hug, and the best he got was from a full bird colonel that didn't quite hug him back.he just kind of let rambo ma...
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

NEBULOUS;


Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:54:00 PST

Woah

Which of us is not forever a stranger and alone?                  - Thomas WolfeDramatic Lemur Add to My Prof...
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

You ever...

...find yourself pouring milk into the bowl before you put the cereal in?It's very startling.Here is a poem by Joe Wenderoth for you all on this early winter afternoon;     &n...
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:15:00 PST

Two things right quick

The only news I get is what I see on the yahoo homepage as it flashes by on my way to check my email.  Maybe that's sad, but I'm largely uninterested in the world outside my head and most of the ...
Posted by The Bean Ultimatum on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:14:00 PST