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Miranda

mickranda the panda

About Me

i don't like how this won't let me make paragraphs. my real name is mick jagger, but everyone calls me miranda valentic. or miranda. i'll settle for mickranda. if your name is winston, and you smoke and drink and do too many drugs. and if you have a handle bar moustache, or stubble, or glasses, or if you'll wear a yarmulke to turn me on: please message me. i need it.also, just go to my facebook 'cause i go to myspace rarely these days. kinda rarely. i still come here. but ya know..miranda valentic is the name for the face book retards.

My Interests

getting ready to getting ready music.please go to www.xiuxiu.org because they are one of the best bands in the entire world and now i'm spamming their site with filth, satan, stories, conversations, and ongoing thoughts of headcheese.

Music:

radiohead, the rolling stones, xiu xiu, deftones, the smiths/morrissey, joy division, bjork, mogwai, deerhoof, les mouches, arab strap, pinback, cat power, billy joel, les georges leningrad, joanna newsom, leonard cohen, daft punk, chales angles, pet shop boys, slint, beck, yo la tengo, the hidden cameras, the beach boys, this song is a mess but so am i, roy orbison, robert palmer, beat happening, daniel johnston, kids on tv, the black keys, madonna, the microphones, gord downie, guided by voices, sigur ros, yacht, foo fighters.

Movies:

kids, dancer in the dark, romy and michele's high school reunion, ken park, better off dead, gummo, julien donkey-boy, halloween, halloween 2, spice world, the devil and daniel johnston, mister lonely, waiting for guffman, a mighty wind, spinal tap, for your consideration..

Television:

kids in the hall, are you being served, the wedge, the buzz.

Books:

a crack up at the race riots, song lyrics, my dreams.

My Blog

two caught in the last 75 years

has anyone caught that extremely rare fish with golden scales? when you catch it, if you're lucky enough, and you press the scales it makes a sounds. a note on the piano. one man spent a year in the a...
Posted by Miranda on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

go to xiuxiu.org

please go to www.xiuxiu.org because not only are they one of the best bands on the earth, but now i've been invited to spam the entire official website with filth, satan, sluts, rock, crack pipes, sto...
Posted by Miranda on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST

shut the fuck up

"who lives longer? the man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or a man who lives on roast beef, water and potatoes 'till 95? one passes his 24 months in eternity. all the years of the beefeater ...
Posted by Miranda on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST

i'm ready to leave the house

someone take me for a ride. i've rediscovered the soy bomb guy, too. from the 1997 or 1998 grammys. you know. the bob dylan thing. i remember weeks after the live show, i cut out newspaper clippings ...
Posted by Miranda on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST

i should be getting ready

it's supposed to be storming right now, and i see no storm. what's up with that? i want a storm. someone come to the beach with me this week. so two days ago i went to open my cereal cabinet to ge...
Posted by Miranda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST