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About Me

Call me.

STALK YOU.

My Interests

Making shitty music, drinking things, going to confession.

I'd like to meet:

People with bony faces!

Music:

Your Shatterproof Guava Beverage, ANDREW WK TRIBUTE BANDS!, G!V!E!, Pyramid Culture, NHS, EYEBALL SKELETON.(Petshop Boys).

Books:

Anderson Cooper, "My Sexy Life Story".

My Blog

Do you know Gary Oldman?

If yes, please let me know!One of my new year's resolutions is to sleep with him.That is all.
Posted by Send Me A Menu on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

I came on here to meet hot chicks

and all I ever seem to do is send rude messages to people I already know.
Posted by Send Me A Menu on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:03:00 PST

The gym: A veritable cornucopia of humiliation.

Cornucopia has got to be one of the ugliest words around these days.
Posted by Send Me A Menu on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:50:00 PST