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Dizz

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About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave, only my mum calls me David
Birthday: 18 June
Birthplace: East London
Current Location: East London
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty, none of that cack handed business, it's just wrong
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flippers
Your Weakness: Making me laugh.
Your Fears: Spiders.
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything, chicken, peperoni, jalepenos, sweetcorn, spicy beef, ham, peppers, onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn to fly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Please be Saturday
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes? Who knows...
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired...11ish?
Your Most Missed Memory: Stupid question...If I wrote out one...that means I remember it... Virtually every Friday and Saturday night though...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...but only when diluted with a spirit of my choice.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Never eat them, but BK if forced. KFC over them both though.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I have no idea...I like Ice though.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, they taste like cat piss and vomit. Shaken, not stirred.
Do you Smoke: Not anymore SUCKAZZZZZZ.
Do you Swear: I try to avoid it.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Used to, not anymore. Rock 'ard!

Do you think you are Attractive: I'm yet to look at myself in that way through beer goggles. Sober, hell yeah!
Are you a Health Freak: Pah! Oh right, you're serious...errr, not amazingly. I keep an eye out but it doesn't dictate my life...
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: I want to start learning one.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yessum, a lot
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope, gave up a month and a bit ago.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box!?!?! No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: It's on the list of things to try.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Dancing in a club...yeah.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, ask me again in a couple of months though.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing major. Why, what are you missing?
Ever been Drunk: Ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah. Crazy innit?
Ever been Beaten up: Nope. Been head-butted and broke my nose while helping a mate...but not proper filled in.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, Lucozade NRG and Pringles when I was about 12.
How do you want to Die: Peacefully in my sleep, not like my passengers screaming in terror.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have no idea.
What country would you most like to Visit: Fiji or Thailand.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brunette or Light Blonde...not mousey. I like extremes or something striking.
Short or Long Hair: Either...although I like to fiddle so probably long.
Height: Not too bothered...
Weight: Not too bothered...
Best Clothing Style: I care not...Bikinis?
Number of Drugs I have taken: A couple.
Number of CDs I own: A few...around 400 maybe
Number of Piercings: I'm easy, just not so they're disfigured. No lips or noses though. Euugh.
Number of Tattoos: A few, tats are hot. But not completely covered.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, otherwise I wouldn't be who I am now
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This guy.
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Music:

I'll give anything a listen. My CD collection varies from Hip Hop (mainly underground) to Metal to Rock to Breakbeat to House to Drum'n'Bass. Atmosphere, Sage Francis, Brother Ali, Cannibal Ox, Rage Against The Machine, Linkin Park, Queen, Billy Joel, Mylo, Plump DJ's, Freestylers, DJ Yoda, Foreign Beggars, Jehst, Dirty Diggers, Klashnekoff... Hospital Records banging out the choons at the moment...loving that label.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, City of God (the City Of Men series is quality too), Super Troopers, Scarface, Carlito's Way, Goodfellas, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Training Day, Donnie Darko, The Butterfly Effect, Momento, Shrek, Ice Age, Monsters Inc, Shawshank Redmption, Tu Mama Tambien, La Haine, Amores Perros, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Yo Juice In The Hood, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, American History X, Leon, Anchorman, Clerks, Old School, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Television:

Don't watch much tv.

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson is the nuts. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - makes you feel as high as them when you read it. His Hells Angels is cool to. Robert Anton Wilson - Prometheus Rising, give yo brain an exercise. Final Secret of the Illuminati & Down To Earth are also worth a look. Confederacy of Dunces.

Heroes:

He-Man. Not many people can get away with wearing furry pants.....

My Blog

I blame...

the parents. the government. the teachers. the PC brigade. popular culture. Sunny Delight. Mcdonalds. you. me. & more.   What a shit state of affairs....
Posted by Dizz on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST

Me, Sam and the Toad

I was walking down the road when I saw a massive toad like the one from Fraggle Rock with the best friend that was a dophlin that was enough good at golf, had his own clubs and everyfing.  He sta...
Posted by Dizz on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:00:00 PST

My mate Doug. Please help!

So, its been six weeks since my pen pal Doug has written to me.And I'm getting quite worried as he never usually takes longer than 2-3 weeks to reply.  Even during post strikes and the Christmas ...
Posted by Dizz on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

How I lost my leg.

Back in '93, I worked on a ranch in Wales. The wool from the sheep was sent to the far east and treated with special agents (not like James Bond) until it felt like cashmere and then sent back to us. ...
Posted by Dizz on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

Inner Beauty

Standing in awe of your intricate tapestry of illusion/A mere mortal man, blinded to the point of confusion/An unrivalled beauty, Aphrodite couldn't compare/An enchanting aura filled your surrounding...
Posted by Dizz on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:17:00 PST

The result of an hour bored...

I was unfortunate to find myself in a similar situation as Fluffy. Although I was left in the shed...and they went away for 9 months traveling in Outer Mongolia. Well, it supposed to be 9 months...Thr...
Posted by Dizz on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:22:00 PST