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Habermonkey

anarchists don't dance no more, all they do is this...

About Me


Wannabe academic working towards greatness!
I love to go hunting for abandonned farms/cars/factories; they are probably the greatest places I could ever think of.
Old farm auctions in 90 degree heat is my idea of a good time.
I love/hate driving--I am guilty.
Alright I am opting-out to fill-out this thing in order to save time and then sometime in the future I will change it:Yeah right--I ain't gonna change--Doh!
My best friend describes me as... kind of crazy, but a really nice person ----- I'm happiest when I'm... sharing stories with good people. ----------Here's what you'd find if you looked around my place... pictures of anti-capitalist crusaders and family...beautiful old things... --------------If I could live anywhere in the world, my top three choices would be... NYC/MTL/PHL -------------A great day in my life would include... Making Love -------------If there was a fire drill at work and I got the afternoon off, I would... Shit, life's always a fire , and I don't do the work thing--hopefully forever. --------------The last great book I read was...SCUM by Singer --------------What makes me laugh the most is... Good friends --------------If I were stuck in a cabin during a snowstorm, the five things I'd most like to have with me would be... a beautiful woman, a lighter, wood, newspapers and food --------------------If my best friend could set me up with anyone famous, it would probably be... for some reason this question is way too much for me I can't think of anyone famous?? That probably means something about me though! Pay attention. Yeah, it means I don't care about famous people. -----------------If someone were to cast me in any movie or TV show, it would probably be as ________Hans Solo___ in ___________Star Wars___ . ----------------The last great movie I rented was... Blues Brother (even though Akroyd is a putz)...there is another one: The Hop--Great story! -----------------------The last great movie I saw in a theater was... Truly great..it has been a long time...Fight Club ----------------------The last concert I went to was... Sadies -----------------------My favorite season is... Summer/Fall ----------------------The color I wear most is... Navy Blue/Army Green/Brown -----------------------If you asked me what I'm wearing, I'd say... Jeans and some shirt -------------------------My favorite TV show ever is....Weeds/Jericho ------------------My favorite sound is... This automatically makes me think of sex -------------------------------My favorite word is... Hegemony -----------------------My least favorite word is.... Hegemony ---------------------------My favorite on-screen love scene is... What? I don't really remember, may be that scene in Ghostbusters when the keymaster and the gatekeeper get it on was pretty hot. ----------------------The funniest thing I've ever seen was...These questions are so fucking extreme....I dunno --------------------------If I could be any profession other than my own, it would be...fuck that! ----------------------When I walk through the gates of heaven, they'd say to me... I dunno what He was thinking about, but OK. ----------------------The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was...Oh shit, I really couldn't even begin to answer this...so many, so many... ---------------------Today in my car I was listening to...NPR ----------------If I could invite any five people to a dinner party, they would be... Foucault, Marx, Deuluze, Goldman, Malcolm X. ----------------------My favorite memory from high school is... I was too high to have memories ----------------Last Saturday night I... was content -------------------The last vacation I went on was...to High Peaks-------------------------The most adventurous thing I've ever done was... jumped outta planes--attacked police? Either one was equally adventurous. Went back to school after it. --------------------The most challenging thing I've ever done was... See above ----------------------If I could go out with anyone famous, it would be...Again with the fucking famous people--what is with the people who made this thing up? They are all hung up on the famous people--It is really pathetic that we have so few wise people in our lives that we make totems out of those vacuous shitbirds.

My Interests

Scuba Diving, Dancing, Love & Insurrection

I'd like to meet:

People who have a compassionate, yet perverse, sense of black humor. People who know that the world does not revolve around them. Independant thinkers, anybody who enjoys a good convo/rant about something other than pop culture. People who have courage and brains....more than just O2 CO2 exchange going on necessary.

Music:

Dead Prez, Warparty, Common, Mos Def, KRS 1, Klezmatics, Talib Kweli, Burning Spear, The Roots, 2Pac, Fela Kuti, Tony Touch, Afu-Ra, Jurassic 5, Barry White, James Brown, Esoteric, The Sadies, Akrobatik, Benzino, Blackstar, Gil Scott-Heron, Immortal Technique, Jill Scott, Paris, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, The Sugarhill Gang, Public Enemy, Parliament, Jonny Cash, Merle Haggard, Louie Prima, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Warsawpak...More, sure, lots, but who has the time?

Movies:

Jan Watson talks about supporting Six Nations struggle near Caledonia



Euro-settler Jan talks about her involvement in supporting the Douglas Creek Estates reclamation near Caledonia. Great example of solidarity Ghostbusters, Pi, Cool Hand Luke, Big Blue

Television:

Who cares about TV.

Books:

jamie Heckert's PHD Thesis Chek it out!
http://sexualorientation.info/thesis/index.html
How about bell hooks --Talking Black/Black Looks---Howard Zinn--People's History of America ---Frantz Fanon--Wretched of the Earth --Subcommandante Marcos--Our Word is Our Weapon --Crimthinc--Days of War, Nights of Love/Anarchy in the Age of Dinosaurs --Martin Buber--Paths in Utopia --Michel Foucault--History of Sexuality --Power/Knowledge --Naomi Klein---Shock Doctrine --Deleuze and Gauttari---A Thousand Plateaus --- Todd May---The Political Philosophy of Poststrucuturalist Anarchism -- Richard Day---Gramsci IS Dead --Dorothy E Smith --- Writing the Social --Peter Kropotkin -----Mutual Aid Taiaiake Alfred----Wasase Immanuel Levinas---Totality and Infinity

Heroes:

We live in a world ravaged by heroes. May they stay in the ground, and all of us have the courage to resist the emergence of any more. We are the ones we have been waiting for. Obama has nothing to do with this statement, and everything to do with another round of false representation. WE are the ones we have been waiting for.

My Blog

Answer to a Nomad's Anger

This is some shit I wrote in response to an angry nomad the other day...I think that it is fine to know that you are alienated and to in-turn alienate those who are rooted, but the main critique I can...
Posted by Habermonkey on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:25:00 PST

Svetlana in the flesh!

See, I'm betting Svetlana doesn't exist!  Maybe she can prove me wrong when she sees this, and then her comments can become a future blog!  ...
Posted by Habermonkey on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:39:00 PST

Svetlana Strikes Again!!

Hello, Me name is Svetlana. I has decided, I need friend with whom I might connect all further life too is necessary for me, but such person with whom  I would not be happy is not necessary for m...
Posted by Habermonkey on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST

Svetlana Wants me!!

Hello!!! My name is Svetlana Smirnova. I would be glad to communicate with you under the Internet because I like you very much. Why I have come here? Because I am tired from rough Russian men and I wo...
Posted by Habermonkey on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:11:00 PST

Guantanamo North

Someone might be interested in this, if not, avert your eyes and go back to whatever it is that makes you think everything is OK.   Guantanamo North - Canada's Camp Coming To A Prison Near You &...
Posted by Habermonkey on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:40:00 PST

Results of my humor Test!

This is probably right: Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. ...
Posted by Habermonkey on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:15:00 PST