Rachel

I TOTALLY LOVE MY HUSBAND

I JUST THINK HE'S SO HOT I CAN'T STAND IT!

UNTIL I BOUGHT THIS PLACE, WE MOVED ALL THE TIME AND I NEVER FELT AT HOME.

I LOVE ANYTHING PINK!!

MY BEDROOM IS WHERE I FEEL THE SAFEST.

I WAS WEARING POLKA DOT SHOES WHEN I MET MY HUSBAND AND HE LOVED THEM.

MY FAVORITE CARE BEAR IS WISH BEAR

I COULD EAT AT THE OLIVE GARDEN EVERY DAY.

I BELIEVE IN KARMA.

I HATE MY VAN BUT I LOVE MY STEREO.

I DRINK COFFEE OUT OF VERY BIG CUPS.

I LOVE FAIRIES.

I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND BECAUSE SHE'S SEEN ME AT MY WORST AND STILL DOESN'T THINK I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON.

PORN IS AWESOME I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME GIRLS HATE IT.

I HATE GHOSTHUNTER SHOWS BECAUSE THE NIGHT VISION MAKES MY EYES FEEL FUNNY

I CAN SLEEP 16 HOURS A DAY.

MY DOG HATES EVERYONE BUT ME.

I'M AFRAID OF SPIDERS

I LOVE SUNSHINE BUT I HATE BEING AWAKE IN THE DAYTIME.

I HATE HAVING A JOB.

I LOVE HAVING FOODSTAMPS BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE TO DO MATH AT THE GROCERY STORE.

I STILL DON'T HAVE AN IPOD.

I LOVE PRETTY SHOES BUT I ALWAYS WEAR CROCS BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THEY'RE COMFORTABLE

I DON'T LIKE TO SEE OR HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE HURTING ANIMALS.

I HAVE EXISTENTIAL EXPERIENCES AT THE BEACH.

I'M NOT REALLY VERY TIDY BUT I WANT TO BE

STEPHEN LYNCH MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST PEE MYSELF.

NOTHING BORES ME FASTER THAN POLITICS.

I COULD SURVIVE ON STARBUCKS ALONE

I HATE TO COOK.

I WON'T SAY A BABY IS CUTE IF IT ISN'T.

I'VE NEVER WORN A FORMAL GOWN.

I'VE NEVER BEEN TAN.

IM IN PAJAMAS 90% OF THE TIME.

IM A TOTAL HOMEBODY.

I REALLY WANT SOME PINK UGG BOOTS.

I PROCRASTINATE BIG TIME.

I'VE NEVER DRIVEN DRUNK.

I TAKE A BUBBLE BATH EVERY NIGHT.

I HATE THE SMELL OF GREEN PEPPERS.

I CAN'T SIT THROUGH A WHOLE MOVIE.

I TALK ON THE PHONE FOR PROBABLY 4 HOURS A DAY.

I'D RATHER BE SLEEPING THAN DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. I MISS OUT ON ALOT OF STUFF BECAUSE IM ASLEEP.

I REALLY LOVE BEING MARRIED EVEN THOUGH IT'S HARD SOMETIMES.

I NEED TO BE ALONE ALOT.

I THINK WILL FARRELL IS FUNNY BUT I HATE ALMOST ALL OF HIS MOVIES.

I TOTALLY BELIEVE IN SANTA AND MY HUSBAND HUMORS ME ABOUT IT.

I LIKE OTHER PEOPLE'S DRAMA.

I LOVE TO GO TRICK OR TREATING SO MUCH THAT NOW THAT MY SON IS TOO OLD I TAKE MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS EVERY YEAR

I LOVELOVELOVE THEME PARTIES.

OPIATES MAKE ME THROW UP UNLESS I GET THEM FROM AN IV.

I BELIEVES GAY PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS EVERYONE AND I THINK PEOPLE WHO DON'T ARE SO IGNORANT THEY SHOULD BE SHOT.

I COLLECT RUBBER DUCKS.

I HAVE AN INNER DRAG QUEEN.

WHEN I LIKE A SONG I PUT IT ON REPEAT UNTIL I GET SICK OF IT.

I LOVE IT WHEN I FIND A WHOLE BUNCH OF CLOTHES THAT FIT ME AT GOODWILL

I BITE MY NAILS

I'M NOT ASHAMED OF MY WEIGHT, AND MOST DAYS I DON'T EVEN NOTICE THAT I'M FAT

I STEREOTYPE....PROVE ME WRONG.