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Chris

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About Me

some dislikes...snakes, toes, sandals, going to the dentist (even for just a cleaning), 10 year old annoying girls with cell phones, dance clubs, chachi’s at dance clubs, Hilary Clinton, waiting in lines, any type of shopping, pumping gas when it’s below freezing, Oprah, NASCAR, right wing Christian fanatics, going to weddings for people I don’t really know, young country music, paying multiple miscellaneous fees on my cable and phone bills (what exactly is a fcc user fee?), tree hugging liberals, male pattern baldness, public drinking fountains, Ann Coulter, cars with unnecessary accessories including hydraulics and rims, and more recently receiving Christmas cards with pictures of peoples pets.........

My Interests

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the godam plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all."

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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There ca n be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Music:

Johnny Cash-Big River

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Movies:

Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Election, Amelie, Buffalo 66, Old School, Midnight Cowboy, The Graduate, Fight Club, Raising Arizona, Usual Suspects, True Romance, American Beauty, Annie Hall, Swingers, Stand By Me, Fargo, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Donnie Darko

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Surreal Life, Simpsons, Family Guy, Lost, Mr Show, Wonder Years, Dexter, Arrested Development

Books:

Kafka, Sedaris, Vonnegut, Bradbury, Hornby, Cometbus, Camus, Palahniuk