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asif

Does this look like a chicken coop?

About Me

If you don't know me and want to be my friend, it'd be a good idea to talk to me first. I'm not into collecting Pokemon friends that I've never talked to.

My Interests

music, movies, food, sports, gym

I'd like to meet:

Sea Lion Woman and Chad Vader and

Music:

...and you will know us by the trail of the dead, adult., apostle of hustle, asia, asobi seksu, autolux, badly drawn boy, beyonce, bjork, blur, braid, broken social scene, cibo matto, dizzee rascal, emma bunton, goldfrapp, hey mercedes, hot hot heat, interpol, jay z, ladytron, lush, M.I.A., metric,minus the bear, misia, mu, my bloody valentine, outkast, pale saints, peaches, pizzicato five, pj harvey, radiohead, saint etienne, slowdive, smokey and miho, ted leo, the darkness, the fitness, the pixies, the smiths, the stills, the streets, the strokes, the wrens

Movies:

kill bill, lost in translation, dead alive, the story of ricky, what's love got to do with it?, bend it like beckham, east is east, bottle rocket, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, contact, bones

Television:

Hell Date, Rome, Dirt, Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager, Detroit Tigers, Detroit Pistons, angel, arrested development, buffy the vampire slayer, chappelle's show, CSI, coupling[UK], curb your enthusiasm, da ali g show, kumars at no. 42, living with lydia, the office, transformers, wanda does it

Heroes:

Rasheed Wallace and R.Kelly...

My Blog

Elliot Spitzer Galaxy

I went to Millenium in the Tenderloin per Sarah's recommendation.I sat at the bar and ordered food. I happened to sit within earshot of 2 groups of people's conversations. But I was hungry, I figured ...
Posted by asif on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:38:00 PST

The Lovers

I forgot about this until I saw these freaks in the airport on my way back. They were sitting in front of me on the flight to SF. This 40ish couple. Nerd man and blonde haired lady that i originally t...
Posted by asif on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:06:00 PST

Homeless People

San Francisco has probably the highest homeless, crazy people, crackheads per capita. It's really getting on my nerves how much i get asked for change or my favorite "excuse me, sir. can i ask you a q...
Posted by asif on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:39:00 PST

Sleeping Babies

Ok, this was really hard for me to not lose it. I'm at the Apple Developer conference in San Francisco for some context.I sat in on a lecture yesterday afternoon. The room was somewhat hot and stuffy ...
Posted by asif on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:20:00 PST

I just got hit on by a bum in SF

i was walking back to my hotel and this bum lady who had no top teeth looked at me, hobbled my way and said "wooooo you look like you work out!!!" I said "sometimes" and kept walking while she asked f...
Posted by asif on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

Rajon Rondo...

Looks a like a developing young girl with a moustache. when he is old enough maybe he can play in the WNBA....
Posted by asif on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:20:00 PST

90s Revival

For some reason I wanted to hear Yo-Yo [You Can't Play With My Yo-Yo] today. Which made me think about Patra and MC Trouble. Which led me to Shabba Ranks.I forgot how awesome Patra was with her ragamu...
Posted by asif on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:50:00 PST

Bug Head

When I got home from my Monday bike ride I noticed a weird black thing above my eyebrow on the side of my face.It was a dead bug.It made me laugh....
Posted by asif on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:08:00 PST

Bike

I decided to ride my bike to work 2-3x a week.It's 8.3 miles each way and takes about 50 minutes.Hopefully it'll shave off pounds and gas fill-up trips....
Posted by asif on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:58:00 PST

Rock Band is annoying

I went to Best Buy yesterday to look at some things.I walked over to the new CD section. This guy was being Sheila E. on the Rock Band display. It was playing Say It Ain’t So from Weezer. All I ...
Posted by asif on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST