The Corporate Champion Mr. Ammerman

About Me

Hello, my name is Mr. Ammerman. There are many Toms in the world, and many Jeffs as well. But I, am Mr. Ammerman. I am a red blooded American maverick renegade that enjoys heavy metal, alcohol, bon-fires, goth chicks, pro-wrestling, and 80's action, horror, and comedy movies.

My Interests

Parties, heavy metal, goth chicks, 80's TV and movies, tattoos, comic books, wrestling, and comedy. Now and again I like to do some outdoor shit like hiking and camping and the occasional game of bowling or mini-golf.

I'd like to meet:

Shit, that's a good question. Bill Clinton seems to come to mind right off the bat. Any man that can balance the budget and juggle a rigorous life style of playing the saxophone, eating Big Macs and fucking fat chicks deserves my respect, ya know? Ric Flair and the baddest mother-fucker to ever live, Chuck Norris, are some other choices to name a few. As far as your average Joe is concerned, Any smug assholes or characters out there are welcome, people are the spice of life.

Music:

Heavy Fuckin' Metal!!! Some rap, it just depends. Anything that sounds good.

Movies:

Harold and Kumar
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Scarface,Constantine, Total Recall, The Terminator, American Beauty, K-Pax, the 40 Year Old Virgin, Taladega Nights, Dawn of the Dead, Freddy vs. Jason, Predator, X-men, The Matrix,Rambo, Commando, Donnie Darko, A scanner Darkly and the Cable Guy just to name a few.

Television:

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Wrestling, Dog the motherfuckin'Bounty Hunter,CHiPs on TV Land, Perfect Strangers, The Price is Right(Come on down, bitches!!)and Family Guy.

Books:

The Dark Half, The Lost World, Dark Tower series, Salems'Lot and Bram Stoker's Dracula...

Heroes:

Mr. Kevin Spacey
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Add to My Profile | More Videos My mom,Scott Hall, Kevin Spacey, Donald trump,Bill Clinton,Andrew Dice Clay,Ric Flair,Larry Byrd, Vince McMahon.

My Blog

The incarceration of Mr. Charles Beaver

It is bullshit, in my opinion, that they are holding Elkins favorite son, one Mr. Charles "Charlie" Beaver ,in regional jail. First and foremost, he is a Legend. Secondly, he does not l;ive in the sam...
Posted by The Corporate Champion Mr. Ammerman on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:50:00 PST

Rod Stewart is a piece of shit

I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but why the fuck is Rod Stewart still making music and showing up on TV. All of his stuff sounds like a fat old man shitting into a beef stew canist...
Posted by The Corporate Champion Mr. Ammerman on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:09:00 PST

The paranormal strikes the Tygart Hotel

Several people in my building are reporting the appearance of a shadowy 6 ft apparition in the Tygart hotel on the 5th floor. A gentleman who shall remain nameless told me that he contacted the ...
Posted by The Corporate Champion Mr. Ammerman on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:58:00 PST

Pilot Glasses

An essential ingredient in living out the professional asshole..Partyer life style is have a good pair, in not several good pairs of pilot glasses. You may also know these by other common names like a...
Posted by The Corporate Champion Mr. Ammerman on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

Milwaukee's Best Ice

Milwaukee's Best Ice is the greatest fucking beer on the face of the planet. Perhaps even in the entire known universe. If Budweiser is the king of beers, than the beast is surely the dictator, overth...
Posted by The Corporate Champion Mr. Ammerman on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST

Drinking

It has come to my sweet passions that some folks in the Big Apple known as Elkins feel I have a problem with drinking. I totally disagree, I have always loved drinking and I always will, sorry ba...
Posted by The Corporate Champion Mr. Ammerman on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST