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Krista Shawn

i never forget a clean shaven dick

About Me



My Live Journal

im gay and nobody likes me. i watch nip/tuck and use cocoa butter. sometimes i literally "lol". cool.

AND NOW THAT I HAVE STRAIGHT PEARLY WHITE TEETH, KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO RULE THE WORLD.

and im not kidding.

My Interests

send me a lil message via the AOL instant messaging program:
sunnycakes

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Hi, I listen to music

Against Me!,Alkaline Trio, Sublime, Dispatch, Jack Johnson, Distillers, Ramones, The Clash, Rancid, A Perfect Circle, The Riverdales,Hey Mercedes, The Stereo, Piebald, The Stills,Kings of Leon,Complete Strangers,311,Bush, OAR, Janis Joplin, NOFX,Phantom Planet, Kyuss, Powerman 5000,G Love, The Beach Boys,Rooney, Misfits,The Bouncing Souls, The Methadones,Eagles of Death Metal, Let Go,The Impossibles, The White Stripes, Mr. T Experience, Nirvana, Teenage Bottlerocket, Groovie Ghoulies, Death From Above 1979,Operation Ivy, Phil Collins,The Queers, Weezer, The Cure, Blitzkid, Incubus, Bob Marley, Kent, Clutch, Jimi Hendrix, Sicko, Lagwagon, The Weakerthans, Michael Jackson mother fucker, Pat McGee Band, Robert Randolph & the Family Band, The Beatles, The Cars, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, musical tunes....oooh and george michael. i want your sex.

Television:

nip tuck is my shit, bitches.
oh, and ADULT SWIM

Books:

ummmm i liked catcher in the rye.

i liked narnia. i want to live in narnia.

Heroes:

fuckin none.

My Blog

mother fucking 'night mother.

justinannacaitlinmichaelaaronjay lmary bethnickjarroddarrellduffmicahchelsieemilybrydonmorganlucasj essiejuliechowdernataliejay pkellydrewcoopersullivanadam akristinkatie lowelland my true soulmates in...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:30:00 PST

A contemptible snob/He lived to put things in their place/He did a commendable job

uhh what the fuck? im sick of people thinking they're so fucking punk rock that they're too good for anyone else who doesn't meet their standard. if they wear polo shirts instead of patches. or reebok...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

she's only a tease if what she does gets you hot

I'm sitting here watching The Breakfast Club and I feel like blogging. I know I'm gay, but what can I say? I don't know why I feel like sharing this personal shit, but nobody really talks to me anymor...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST

i've always wanted to uppercut a punk ass

wow.today my life all the sudden got totally better.i started off with a fucking shitty day. BUT GOD HEARD MY PRAYERSthank you charlie for saving my life by moving into my old room. paying double rent...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

meat! sandwich!

11 days until I come home!I am very very excited. And the night that I return, GWAR is playing at the monkey.shit son, how excited am i?plz plan on stopping by my house and drinking a beer with me bet...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:09:00 PST

shacking up in a homeless shelter

well i haven't written in over a month and a half and since ive started a new life in Delaware, I figured it was time to post something. so my apartment is sweet ass, but i live with 4 other girls. ...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

go collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall

WellI can safely say that this past weekend was the WORST/WEIRDEST/DUMBEST/NEARLY SADDEST weekend I've had in a long time.i don't know WHAT the fuck happened to my life. it's weird however.i don't re...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Mon, 15 May 2006 06:36:00 PST

LOVE/BEAUTY/TENDERNESS/SWEETKISSES ahgdas;hgHHhh

TODAY IS PRETTY MUCH THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!and if you dont know why, then you dont know me, focker.BUY ME A BEER AND TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME OPEN-MOUTHED, I AM BEAUTIFUL AGAINNNNNNNNN!!!!...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:54:00 PST

cold night, hard nips.

soi guess things just havent been as exciting since the movie folk left. weird huh?those 3 weeks were the worst/best weeks of my life.i dont know, it was an intense rollercoaster of emotions. waiting ...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:21:00 PST

I am going ahead with the invention of me

for about the past year and a half i've been trying to justify my every action and every ridiculously sucky thing that happens to me with "everything happens for a reason"....absolutely not.after sayi...
Posted by Krista Shawn on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 08:41:00 PST