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DrunkandArmed

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About Me

I kick ass. If you know me you know this already, and if you disagree, well, you're probly just cum drunk. I don't really chat .., I prefer to meet people in person. I'm not a kidnapper, or some sicko perv. Hell, if you wanna moleste me, go for it. And if you wanna aubducte me, give it hell, I haven't got to beat the shit out of somebody in awhile. So, if you wanna meet me, msg. me, maybe we'll go out for a beer. Oh, and by the way. I FUCKING HATE EMO KIDS. Your music sucks. Your scene sucks. You suck. You should all be drug out in the street and shot. Right between your tear filled eyes. Fuckin losers. On that note, here we go!
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


70%

Candyman


60%

Leatherface


55%

Jigsaw


55%

Captain Spaulding


55%

Freddy Krueger


50%

Michael Myers


50%

Hannibal Lecter


50%

Buffalo Bill


40%

Jason Voorhees


40%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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Name: Madman/ Little Jewesh Bitch/ Little Miss Lolly-Pop
Birthday: Feb. 19, 1984
Birthplace: Elkins W.V.
Current Location: I'm here again
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel-toe Boots
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: One thats not 3+ weeks old
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: See at least 1 more live band. A good one damnit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I should start using one of those
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMNIT! I slept for 6 hours! I HATE sleeping.
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me.
Your Bedtime: When ever I pass out.
Your Most Missed Memory: Steve Bailey. R.I.P. Brother!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, it goes perfect with Captain Morgan!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds, love them double chee!
Single or Group Dates: Date, the hell is that? O, you mean a keg party.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea, it's good any way I can get it.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Black. Uhhhhh, my aching head.
Do you Smoke: Like a train.
Do you Swear: Fuckin-a right!
Do you Sing: Fuck yeah!
Do you Shower Daily: Try to.
Have you Been in Love: Grrrrrrr.... yes.
Do you want to go to College: Would be nice.
Do you want to get Married: Er,uh...
Do you belive in yourself: You kidding? I'm UNSTOPPABLE!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: When I get a pic. up, I'll ask you.
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHA, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: I do now.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Damn Right.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope, sing though.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LOL
In the past month have you Smoked: Have I got high? Yes. Cigarettes, countusly.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Pills and shit, nothing major.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I havn't even seen an oreo in the past month.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but one day.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only to load/unload equipment.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, I been single.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Fuck no, my knee's still fucked up.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep. Stores don't like me.
Ever been Drunk: LOL, a good part of my life.
Ever been called a Tease: Uh,no.
Ever been Beaten up: Several times, I deserved it.
Ever Shoplifted: 1,000,000+ times.
How do you want to Die: Guns blazing.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An asshole.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: What ever color shes got.
Favourite Hair Color: See above.
Short or Long Hair: Ditto. Startin to see a pattern?
Height: Under 9 feet. Maybe.
Weight: Less then a metric ton, more then 100 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: What ever she looks good in.
Number of Drugs I have taken: More then you wanna know.
Number of CDs I own: It breaks 130 and thats all I care about.
Number of Piercings: 4, used to be 7.
Number of Tattoos: 2.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No Remorse.
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You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
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My Interests

Playing Music, reading, breaking things, wolves, firearms, raising hell, writing, drawing, camping, knives, setting things ablaze, being outdoors, playing texas hold'em, playing video games, "PS2", FUCK YOU Xbox. Yeah. Yeah I know you like that you dumb slut, suck it... Hanging out with my buddies and getting wasted off my ass... "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
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I'd like to meet:

Lovecraft( I know he's dead, I don't fucking care, I'll dig his ass up and shake his hand... then fuck his tastey mangina. LOL, FUCK YOU.) Seth Putnam, Hank III, GG Allin, Terrabile, Phyco, King Of the White People, Jonny Lockjaw, and Dane Cook. Enjoy. I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Music:

OUT Of HAND AND WRONG (Check em the fuck out!), Blood For Blood, The Bruisers, Hank III, The Pist, Cannibal Corpse, Pitboss 2000, Deicide, Pro-Pain, Hatebreed, Sworn Enemy, Danzig, God Dethroned, Samhain, Black Flag, Life Of Agony, Mercyful Fate, Madball, DK, Agnostic Front, motherfucking GWAR, DBX, Hoods, Dmx, Snot, N.W.A., White Zombie, Megadeth, Napalm Death, Exodus, Terror, Slapshot, Death, Son of Sam, AFI, Rancid, Emperor, Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza, Anal Cunt, GG Allin, The Map Says We're Fucked, False Profit, Musical Forklift, Burnin' Doobage(TN mother-fucker), Morbid Angel, Crotchduster, Dropkick Murphys, Venom, Bane, Motorhead, Evergreen Terrace, Iced Earth, Bones Brigade, Muncipal Waste, Cradle Of Filth, Pantera, Bolt Thrower, AC/DC, Metallica, Outbreak, Judas Priest, Misfits, Death By Stereo, T.F.D., Cut the Shit, The Oppressed, EYEHATEGOD.

Movies:

Grandma's boy, Faces Of Death, House Of A 1000 Corpses,Gumo, A History of Violance, The Devils Rejects, Zoolander, Secert Window, Memento, Run Ronnie Run, Blood Sucking Freaks, KIDS, Fight Club, Devil Man, Mad Bull 34, Ninja Scroll, Old School, This is Spinal Tap, Sin City, Taxi Driver, Apocolypse Now, Goodfellas, Rose Red, White Noise, American History X, Requiem for a Dream, SAW 1 & 2, Killer Clowns from Outerspace, Sponge Bob Squarepants The Movie, HARRY-MOTHERFUCKING-POTTER, any of them. Really, any horror or comedy.

Television:

FOOTBALL!!! GO WVU(Collage)!!! GO OAKLAND(Pro)!!! Mr. Show, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Inu Yasha, Full Metal Alchemiest, Futurama, Paranoia Agent, and Trigun ( the best fucking cartoon ever). Pretty much anything Adult Swim puts on fucken rocks. Mindfreak, Comedy Central Presents, 12 oz. Mouse, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, King of Queens.

Books:

Anything by H.P. Lovecraft (if you've never read him, pay someone to beat the shit outta you then go pick up something by him), Dante's "Inferno", Harry Potter ya fucks, Villa Incognito, The Truth (with Jokes!), A History of Pirates, Haunted, Choke, Lords of Chaos, American Hardcore - a tribal history, any Dragonlance.

Heroes:

Myself. Yes, I am that good, and assholes that juggle chainsaws. Vic "FUCKING" Mackey. Oh, and I guess Chris Angel, he IS pretty egotistical, I love it.