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Lysie B

The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.

About Me

I play bass for The Numbskulls.
I'm funny.

My Interests

I am prone to violent fits of increased awareness at times. Dont call me.

I'd like to meet:

I seem to only meet delusional, self absorbed, tiresome people with low self esteem and no sense of humor.
I'd like to only meet the opposite of that if possible.

Movies:

I've had "Now, Voyager" from Netflix for about a year now. I'm sorry to whoever is waiting for it. I have every intention of returning it.

Television:

..

Books:

Anything you got.

Heroes:


My Blog

Filed under: Why the hell am I thinking about this now?

A long time ago I worked in a kitchen store in a strip mall. The clientele was always pretty snooty, you'd have to be to go to a specialty kitchen store to buy a dish rack.Every Sunday, the local spe...
Posted by Lysie B on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:55:00 PST

I want to eat rocks.

I deleted this whole blog. But I liked the subject.
Posted by Lysie B on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:46:00 PST

This is the 25 beers talking.

I think that I just had the best time of my life. It's good and a little pathetic considering that I've been alive forever. But it had to happen eventually and I'm glad it happened with everyone that ...
Posted by Lysie B on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST

Grossest thing ever.

I think the bird just threw up. Either that or he's leaking. Yeah, today was a slow day.
Posted by Lysie B on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:28:00 PST

I can't save your tongue.......

I get some pretty awesome spam email. This one made no mention of penis enlargement, but it made perfect sense nontheless: Galaxy.  Psychohistory, is to keep it approached completely.  In w...
Posted by Lysie B on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST

It's true

I logged in yesterday and again today. It's amazing. Here, write my blog for me. How have you been?
Posted by Lysie B on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:28:00 PST

Hmmm........

Pretend we're at Music Mall and you're trying to sell me this:
Posted by Lysie B on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:10:00 PST

Holiday House of Horrors.

Dont let this happen to you. ...
Posted by Lysie B on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

November, the month of plague.

I've been sick for two weeks now and enough is enough. First it was my throat, then it was the sneezing thing, then it was sweating constantly, then it was a combination of sweating and shaking and al...
Posted by Lysie B on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

It's my happening and it freaks me out.

I havent left the house in two days. I've been told that the world is still out there but I dont believe it. Although I've heard sirens and can now mimic them perfectly. I've also eaten nothing but pa...
Posted by Lysie B on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:11:00 PST