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About Me

* i am a pathological liar...but only about things that no reasonable person should believe in the first place.
* i am violently sarcastic and you probably won't see it coming.
* i'm a big fan of night swimming, so if you have a pool, for the love of god pleeeeeeeeease let me come over.
* give me a cold beer, good friends, and warm nights and i'm good to go.
* i don't believe in absolutes.
* i don't take myself too seriously. neither should you.
* i'm a little firecracker.

overall, my life is pretty amazing...i've got everything i need.

My Interests

slapping people on the ass.
night swimming.
$3 words.
people watching.
saved by the bell trivia.
sarcasm.
the giant squid.
fashion policing with maggie and christine.
kisses on the forehead.
super mario 3.
drunken honesty.
brian's girlish giggle.
making people nervous.
mcdonalds fries.
the magician at the holiday inn sunspree.
pier people.
freshly shaved legs (mine, not yours).

DISLIKES:
eggs.
strangers.
slow walkers that won't let you pass.
tax law.
pointy shoes.
george w.
attention whores.
croakies.
james blunt (his voice makes my skin crawl).
socially awkward people.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

fiona apple.
autopassion.
coconut records.
bjork.
stars.
arcade fire.
jay-z + the roots.
chamberlain.
sondre lerche.
girl talk.
glassjaw.
jenny lewis.
peter bjorn & john.
counting crows.
pedro the lion.
ashlee simpson.
rod stewart. always.

Movies:

don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.
ladybugs.
troop beverly hills.
freeway.

Television:

THE DAILY SHOW
the colbert report
america's most smartest model
freaks and geeks
the hills
arrested development
project runway
golden girls
veronica mars
weeds
oh, and paradise hotel

Books:

the stupids step out.

Heroes:

oh man.

My Blog

apparently it's football season

liz, katie, hadley. we're pretty amazingthis is the future of the charleston legal community.ok so i'm a goon. but so is he.beau...our own little martha stewart.hadley and her harem of dudes.katie +...
Posted by liz! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST

hey kids, it's my birthday! well, it was...

one of my FAVORITE ex-roomates ever.i really don't think he's taken that shirt off since he got it 2 weeks ago...but i love it.eric seems just a little disturbed by dave's tongue being so close to him...
Posted by liz! on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:54:00 PST

law school prom!

yeah, we were the first ones there. that's something i'm proud of. and we had the cutest ticket-taker there to greet us! how can you not love jobeth? these friends of mine are troub...
Posted by liz! on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:34:00 PST

so that's how it's gonna be

TEN random things about me: 1. i sleep with chapstick under my pillow. i must have it with me at ALL times. 2. i hate letting my hair air-dry. 3. i have more underwear than i know what to do with...
Posted by liz! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thats great....

laura + liz + MASH + matty doom + nick + scott + baking cookies + koolaid + lil jon and the eastside boyz + mariokart + donkeykong + chelsy + drew + sean + eric + billy + david + slapping/spitting con...
Posted by liz! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST