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Maggie Ann

Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain

About Me


Lets see... I sit in a cubicle all day. Thats pretty much my entire life at the moment... however, I work at a pretty awesome firm with some pretty awesome coworkers so it's not half bad (And I'm not just saying that because some of them are on Myspace haha). But other than that: I hate cheap guys and expensive drunks. I'm one of the few girls who's heart isn't broken, so don't be the loser who breaks it. I love meeting people with interesting life stories, I think everything happens for a reason and its cool to hear how people got where they are today. Every weekend I decide to devote my life to developing a cure for hangovers. I'm addicted to wearing black and white, about 75% of my wardrobe consists of just these two colors. If an Eddie Money song comes on in a bar, make room, I'm dancing and singing the entire song to whoever's closest to me (or calling Jengland and singing it to him since we share a common infatuation with "Two Tickets to Paradise"). My most missed childhood memory is the tetherball court my dad put in our backyard (Napoleon Dynamite style). My favorite love song is "Green Eyes" by Coldplay, I can't get enough of it and the world stops for me when it plays. My hair is naturally bleach blonde, I don't dye it, so don't ask me if I do. Me and Liz are the greatest fashion police ever, and I live for the not-so-occasional spotting of awesome fashion faux pau's such as: fanny packs, jorts, cotton scrunchies, leather jackets, tapered jeans, mullets, big bangs, and denim-on-denim ensembles. My favorite drink is vodka and club soda, this drink also has the ability to intoxicate me much faster than any other alcoholic beverage... coincidence? I think not. I think life is too short to wear cheap clothes or jewelry, eat bad food, and drink bad wine. Oh and I am unbelievably technologically challenged... especially with my digital camera...Myspace Layouts For Girls

My Interests

Being a wine lush with Christine, playing fashion police with Liz, she-crab soup, mimosas, 80s music, shrimp boils, my family's dog Sandy, kayaking with Karl (our picture's gonna be in a kayaking magazine for Lake Murray!) any song by Eddie Money, road trips, boys with shaggy hair, boys with curly hair, trashy celebrity gossip magazines, getting drunk dialed, pearls, going to the driving range, deep conversations about life in general (which are always funnier when you're drunk), laughing out loud when people fall down in public, inadvertantely getting plastered at political fundraisers, hotdogs, prank phone calls (you still selling that '78 Bonneville?), big sunglasses, lipgloss, Japanese white sauce, spooning, naps, movies that make me cry, Lizards Thicket, and of course my favorite thing to do... laugh!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to buy me a drink, clumsy people carrying large amounts of cash, myself in 10 years, Chuck Norris, Jenny McCarthy, and Vince Vaughn. Oh and Vera Bradley (she's actually my friends great aunt!)

Music:

I LOVE music... some of my favs are The Postal Service, Damien Rice, Buckcherry, Ben Folds, Angie Aparo, OAR, Dave Matthews, Virginia Coalition, Everclear, Billy Joel, Hole, Counting Crows, Ryan Adams, Widespread Panic, Pat Green, Tom Petty, The Format, OneRepublic, 3EB, Marshall Tucker Band, and any beach music I can shag to!

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, Napoleon Dynamite, Bottle Rockets, Now and Then, SHAG, Gone with the Wind, Almost Famous, Garden State, Elizabethtown... my all time favorite movie is Match Point- love it!

Television:

Greys Anatomy, Oprah, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Will and Grace, Everybody Loves Raymond, Campus Ladies, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office

Books:

The Lovely Bones (which I heard they were making a movie out of), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (yeah I'm a politics dork sometimes) and ANYTHING by James Patterson... I love to read and spend at least an hour everyday doing it! (Yeah I'm a huge dork). Oh and Freakonomics- great book if you're into economics, or even if you aren't! You'll learn alot from reading it, trust me.

Heroes:

Everyone who has helped me get to where I am today!

My Blog

Rules to live by...

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3.If you are going to drunk...
Posted by Maggie Ann on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:54:00 PST

Dear Alcohol...

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Maggie Ann on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:09:00 PST

Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:MaggieBirthday:2/17/84Birthplace:Yuma, AZCurrent Location:Beaufort, SCEye Color:Blue GreenHair Color:Very blondeHeight:5'7"ishRight Handed or Left Handed:RightY...
Posted by Maggie Ann on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 02:09:00 PST

RIP Sandy 5-27-06

Don't really know where to begin with this, but here goes.  Today, our family dog, Sandy, died.  We've had her for over 10 years, so it was the weirdest feeling.  I actually got to...
Posted by Maggie Ann on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:36:00 PST