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Oni no Sweeney

It's better to be eye raped than skull fucked!

About Me

I'll use the words my friends used to describe me: I'm wicked smart, I'm a really great cook, especially the cheese, I don't judge people by their looks or look down on anyone, I'm so romantic and un-macho I should have been a girl, I'm a great listener, I'm dependable, I'm not a bad looking guy, but I could use a wardrobe change (they like the preppy look and I am not a prep). As for what I think they left out, I do things my own way and I don't expect other people to understand how or why, just accept it, as I accept everyone else.

http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

Writing Fiction, RPGs, Professional Wrestling, Cooking, Philosophy, War Reenactments, Comic Books; all around geeky hobbist.

I'd like to meet:

Girls. And when I say girls I don't mean I'm Humbert Humbert, I mean humans of the female gender. I say girls for all of them, from my 3 year old neice to my 21 year old girlfriend to my 80 year old grandmother, they're all girls. There's no disrepecting you who refer to yourselves as WOMEN, or to you few who refer to yourselves as BITCHES; I don't know all you so I just call you all girls to simplify things.

Girls who are into Anime.

Girls who are into RPGs.

Girls who are into Minatures.

Girls who are into Comic Books.

Girls who are into being geeky.

That's my girl...

Music:

Country, Rock, Rap, Classical and everything in between.

Jim Steinman - Love And Death And An American Guitar Lyrics
[spoken]:
I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stradacaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stradacaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was ugh dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right upto the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down
upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up, screaming "Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God dammit daddy!
You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock an' roll"

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More Jim Steinman Lyrics ...

Movies:

Anime, Romance, Independant, Film Noir, Historical, Based on Comics.

Television:

Gilmore Girls, Case Closed aka Detective Conan, Degrassi, Radio Free Roscoe, Xoulin Showdown, Wrestling, Firefly, Whistler, W.I.T.C.H., Heroes, Beyond the Break, South of Nowhere, Deathnote, Ouran Host Club, Gankutsuou, Kaze no Yojimbo, Kare Kano, Kannon, Ichigo 100%

Books:

"Reviving Ophelia", "Ophelia Speaks", philosphy, Japanese history, anything by Christopher Pike or Michael Moorecock.

Heroes:

Eveyone wants to be something new, not an icon of the past. What Are YOUR Wings Made of?(Gorgeus Pics)
Silk - Your wings are made of SILK. High maintenance is a word that sums you up. Youre a person that is hard to care for and quite expensive tastes. And when push comes to shove, you shove and step on their back. Your vengeance is strangely high and your attack method isn't physical but more financially or reputation-ally (that a word?) damaging. You to also be a very greedy person if not in relationships than in material gain. Youre quite protective when it comes to pointing out what's yours. Youre blind to the light and pain of the world for you've shut yourself from it. You are most compatible with... HATRED.
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Demon


84%

Faerie


50%

Angel


42%

Mermaid


25%

WereWolf


17%

Dragon


8%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
created with QuizFarm.com Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 55% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50% Alliance 50% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45% Wash (Ship Pilot) 45% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 40% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40% River (Stowaway) 25% A Reaver (Cannibal) 15% You are good at fixing things.
You are usually cheerful.
You appreciate being treated
with delicacy and specialness.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Robin Robin 80% Supergirl 72% Superman 70% Wonder Woman 67% The Flash 65% Batman 60% Iron Man 60% Spider-Man 55% Catwoman 50% Green Lantern 45% Hulk 35% Young and acrobatic.
You don't mind stepping aside
to give someone else glory.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

An intensely private individual that chooses actions with care, you strive to further your own skills and powers.

"This happens because I choose it to happen!"

Raistlin is a character in the Dragonlance universe.
Your Power Color Is Gold
At Your Highest:
You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.
At Your Lowest:
You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.
In Love:
You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.
How You're Attractive:
You passion for life makes others passionate about you.
Your Eternal Question:
"Am I Having Fun?" What's Your Power Color?
What Famous Student Are You? Using your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
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You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

My score on The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test :
The Serpent
(You scored 37% Pride, 35% Envy, 30% Ambition, and 72% Deceitfulness!)
You are the serpent. You decieved Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and were later cursed by God. Of course, Satan was just using you as a pawn. In fact, you probably didn't know any better. After all, you were just a humble animal, content to live the lazy/non-glorified life that animals live. You probably just wanted to have a family and be a fine/upstanding snake in your community, but Satan knew that you had a trait that he could use. That is the trait of deceitfulness. Unfortunately, he managed to use you, and we all know the rest.
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From Go-Quiz.com My score on The Best WoW class for you Test :
The Witchdoctor
(You scored 39% blood thirsty, 32% the saint, and 33% the tank!)
Druids are normally regarded as casters who have slightly better physical options than the three cloth classes of mage, priest and warlock, and slightly worse magic options. In truth, a druid can heal about as well as a priest can, and can do some decent spell damage when they mean to, although not nearly as much as a mage is capable of.However, druids' most significant aspect is their ability to shapeshift into various animal forms. At level 10, druids learn to turn themselves into a bear, that effectively makes their character behave like a warrior. The bear has a rage bar, some better combat options, and can take hits far better than the druid in "caster form". Level 20 also brings the druid catform, which lets them behave like a rogue. While catform is not as able to take hits, like a rogue compared to a warrior, a cat deals better damage than a warrior and can even go into stealth.Strengths:Capable of filling most any role Easily adjustable to personal style Able to travel swiftly with Travel and Aquatic forms Excellent buff spells and heal-over-time options Generally low populations lead to high demand for a druidDrawbacks:May not be considered the best at any one thing Restrictions on abilities by current form or being outdoor-only Being effective at each role takes a set of gear for each Requires the management of many different abilities, and even multiple resource types Highly limited choices for racePlease Rate my test honestly.. your opinion is verry important for me. And thanx!
Link: The Best WoW class for you Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You? My score on The Director Who Films Your Life Test :
David Lynch
(Your film will be 50% romantic, 46% comedy, 43% complex plot, and a $ 38 million budget.)
We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. And if not you, everyone else thnks so and tries to tell you but you won't listen. In your movie: Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad. Go see Wild at Heart, Lost Highway, Mulholland Dr., and, if it's in a town near you, his new film, INLAND EMPIRE with Laura Dern.
Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
You Are 24% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
Your Linguistic Profile:
40% Yankee
35% General American English
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
MISSING:
Madison-Jeffrey

Was last seen watching harold and kumar
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What anime kiss are you?
You have an intense kiss! You and your partner connect when you kiss and you forget about the rest of the world. Hey, call me!!! ^_~
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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Blog

Insert Your Name

leave your name 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.4. I'll say something that only...
Posted by Oni no Sweeney on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:20:00 PST

The New Theme Song to My Profile

This is my old band mate and my step/half aunt-in-law (my nephew's step-father's sister... you make sense of it) and her band "All That Remains"  where she plays bass.  She'll be on the warp...
Posted by Oni no Sweeney on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:48:00 PST

I'm going to hell.... who's coming with me?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo ...
Posted by Oni no Sweeney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One Online Quiz I Found Worth While

Power Rangers Movie! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Oni no Sweeney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Let me tell you about my nephew

Kendall is 13 years old and lives in Monson, Massachusetts (for those of you who don't know where that is, think of crazy hick town with nothing to do; yes we've all been there) We go to see movies...
Posted by Oni no Sweeney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The end of the road...

In case anyone cares, I'm in love. I've been dating this girl for a few months now, but last night she said something to me that cleared up any doubts I had about this being a fling or just using me...
Posted by Oni no Sweeney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Two of the funniest web cartoons ever!

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html It's about a goth girl name Germaine and her expresso driven pet squirrel named Foamy, who goes on ranting tyraids about society as a whole. When you go ther...
Posted by Oni no Sweeney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The first day of the rest of the year

I watched Fruits Baskets in 2003 and my favorite episode is the one where Yukki and Kyo run back home on new years eve to stay with Toru on the first new years eve without her mom, and they stay up un...
Posted by Oni no Sweeney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST