JENGILLEN. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

gill
n. 1. Zoology. The respiratory organ of most aquatic animals that breathe water to obtain oxygen, consisting of a filamentous structure of vascular membranes across which dissolved gases are exchanged.
2. 1. The wattle of a bird. Often used in the plural.
2. gills Informal. The area around the chin and neck.
3. Botany. One of the thin, platelike structures on the underside of the cap of a mushroom or similar fungus.
4. The manner in which to begin the pronounciation of my last name, kthx.
ie; not jen jillen.

i'm not friends with cellulite or anyone associated with it. /blockquote

My Interests

$$$$ nate bee-boo talking dirty papoose mr men and little miss books walking biking gyming excessively fashionably late appearances the fabric district tongue plowing the stink ditch all day breakfasts hrvatska travelling su doku eating ununnecessary amounts sex paper mache herbivores bonsai trees rubixcubes blue ballpoint pens diagonal staples glow sticks dim lights fast hand movements other not necessarily rave oriented and associated activities. eating my veggies;

I'd like to meet:

wilhelm sasnal, eye candy, rugged UK men, firecrotches, strong jaws, defined pelvis areas, shaved heads, excessive t-juice, partners in crime, a lil junk in the truck, anyone boss-say... apply within.

"for every guy that never was, there is a cat."
lj JENGUAR msn - [email protected] aim - rockstarjamboree bme inkednation facebook popist synaesthesia

Music:

cat power, red ships of spain, kids like us, joel plaskett, billy joel, the dedication, the weakerthans, lily allen, the wolfnote, the organ, spoon, q and not u, black eyes, jedi mind tricks, the warriors, guitar wolf, i have dreams, the blow, voxtrot, the blow, saetia, righteous jams, lifetime, feist, papoose, ok go, portishead , stevie wonder, fordirelifesake, carissa's weird, pretty girls make graves, choke, kodan armada, the warriors, hall and oates, the police, ok go, daft punk, lifetime, the new pornographers, mirah, choke, joshua fit for battle, converge, refused.......

Movies:

office space. labyrinth. the lost boys. high fidelity. wildzero. waydowntown. v for vendetta. gummo. american beauty. memento. requiem for a dream. waking life. amore perros. old school. dodgeball. wedding crashers. dirty love. shortbus. riki-oh.

Television:

sucks.
layout credit: over here.

Books:

feminist literature. social commentary. artist bios. douglas coupland. really bad poetry to make my life look great by comparison.

Heroes:

balls.

My Blog

the joy of cybersex.

the joy, on my part,....is as i post this blog really.so scott from vancouver decides to add me to msn; thanks [email protected]. you're gods gift to vancouver i see.not much of a contribution towa...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST

welcome jared.

unfortunately, no.. not jared, everyones favourite aids stricken miracle subway diet victim, but definitly someone just as stupid.people new to the internet shouldnt try to be goons.back story; some w...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST

crocs , of shit.

okay, lets get down to buisness here.first issue to discuss; crocs.fig. 1ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. what?i mean, not only does this go against every thing a ballerina slipper is; sleek, thin, gracef...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

oh hey thanks for the heads up myspace.

well well, who's this latest cool new person , ooooh, micheal huh?well hey micheal... hey to your parrot as well, oh, and to your fleet of cars which get more pics in your profile than yourself, nice ...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:13:00 PST

cool....new people?

okay, i have a rant about myspace's "cool new people". everytime i glance over at this section, it looks horribly untruthful. because i mean, its obviously meant to say "HEY , THESE FUCKING ASSLICKS ...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:09:00 PST

to blog or not to blog.

everything which is a part of what i would consider to be a perfect day is always ruined by the loss of body jewelery. fuck you thursday april 27th. ,also, i starred at that first sentence for li...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:38:00 PST

get low papoose.

so , thanks to anyone that participated in my birthday festivities, ...i had a fucking riot. last night at the thirsty scholar got particularly good when dancing finally broke out, and moves were b...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:30:00 PST

d8 me.

i went on a date with a recovering coke addict last night, who was snorting bumps in between makeout sesh's last night and also who tried to lick my asshole. theres gotta be better people than this......
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:36:00 PST

easter; not what you're prepared for.

oh wow. mike skinner. just take my vagina already. please... no, really. i mean, clearly not an overly attractive man by any means, not even high up on the cute chart by any means. but still attract...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:45:00 PST

myspace ad(vice).

this is my new favorite myspace ad, other than the proactiv ones; as if they did that "NO" picture. oh my god.. p.s. this is the runner up; does anyone have the link for the other one? where the d...
Posted by JENGILLEN. on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST