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Jon

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About Me


My Interests

I like to write about things.

Music:

Melvins, Shellac, New Brutalism, This Moment in Black History, Ho-Ag, Rye Coalition, My Disco, Die! Die! Die!, Leatherface, Fugazi, Hoover, Murder City Devils, Times New Viking, Minutemen, Big Business, Karp, The Mountain Goats, Sonic Youth, Hot Snakes, Drive Like Jehu, Big Black, Turing Machine, Mclusky, Slint, Jesus Lizard, Scratch Acid, Uzeda, Black Flag, Don Caballero, Gang of Four, Wire, Bluetip, Chinese Stars, Arab on Radar, Liars, Unsane, Mission of Burma, Hasil Adkins, The Cramps, Billy Childish, Devo, Miles Davis, Guided by Voices, Bad Brains, Goblin, CCR, Ex-Models, The Fall, Gil Mantera, Leonard Cohen, John Coltrane, Johnny Cash, Man or Astroman?, Minor Threat, Bob Dylan, The Smiths, The Small Faces, Charles Mingus, Duke Ellington, Faith No More, Circle Jerks, Arcade Fire, The Clash, Thelonius Monk, 9 Shocks Terror, Husker Du, Weezer, Magnetic Fields, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Roy Orbison, Ramones, Misfits, High on Fire, Rites of Spring, Quicksand, Discharge, MC5, The Stooges, Can, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pere Ubu, Slayer, Fantomas, Tom Waits, PiL, The Who, The Thermals, Buzzcocks, Cro-Mags, Poison Idea, Toxic Narcotic, Converge, Velvet Underground, Nico, X, John Prine, Mercyful Fate, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Mastodon, Megadeth, Motorhead, Converge, Iron Maiden, Bruce Springsteen, Willy Nelson, Hank Williams.

Movies:

Kubrick, Hitchcock, Lynch, Godard, Bergman, Fellini, Scorsese, Billy Wilder, Kurosawa, Aronofsky, Herzog, Cronenberg, Polanski, Fritz Lang, John Waters, Coppola, Bunuel, Argento, Peter Jackson, Coen Brothers, Terry Gilliam, De Palma, Sidney Lumet, Robert Altman, John Huston, Howard Hawks, Michael Cimino, Wes Anderson, Robert Rodriguez, Tim Burton, Guy Ritchie, Woody Allen, Elia Kazan, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Seijun Suzuki, William Castle, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Ed Wood.

Television:

Strangers with Candy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Reno 9/11, Family Guy, The Sopranos, King of the Hill, The Office.

Books:

Kafka, Raymond Carver, J.G. Ballard, Haruki Murakami, E.L. Doctorow, Truman Capote, John Kennedy Toole, Hubert Selby Jr., Angela Carter, Jose Saramago, Phillip Roth, Thom Jones, Jim Thompson, Nathaniel West, Phillip K. Dick, Mikail Bulgakov, Raymond Chandler, Joseph Conrad, Ralph Ellison, Borges, Burroughs, Vladamir Nabokov, Saul Bellow, Don DeLillo, Paul Auster, Dorothy Parker, James Ellroy, Russell Banks, David Foster Wallace, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Brent Easton Ellis, Thomas Pynchon, Will Self, William Faulkner, John Hawkes, Hemmingway, James Joyce, James Agee, Dostoevsky, Eco, Joseph Heller, Dashiell Hammet, Salinger, Steinbeck...and just about anything by Dan Clowes, Frank Miller, and Rick Altergott.

My Blog

Kenny Bloggins

Hey all,Due to a recent surge in blogging activity - one that I'd kinda like to sustain for as long as humanly possible - I've decided to move all blogging operations away from the teenage cyberdrama ...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:13:00 PST

Hypothetical movies, v. 1

I spend too much of my spare time doing this:"The Gristlers"  cast: Gary Busey, Sam Elliott, Kris Kristofferson, Nick Nolte, Cher, and Tom Arnold. Forced into exile, the Gristlers (Busey, Elliott, K...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:24:00 PST

For Quitters.

I've been trying to quit smoking for nearly six years. For several reasons, it remains a premise I'm proud to say I can't fully commit to. I've tried everything: gums, nicotine patches, cold turkey, i...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:02:00 PST

Epiphany in the Bathroom Line

It occurred to me that any 'experience' of New York life can be summed up aptly by describing a recent visit to a public restroom. Maybe "occurred" is the wrong word here  no, this was a forced epiph...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

Mayonnaise of the Gods

Anyone who knows me well knows that I'm a condiment freak. I put condiments on EVERYTHING I touch. And I don't know why I'm like this either, but it's been this way as for long as I can remember and...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:57:00 PST

What they say about New York in fall is true...

A friend of mine recently suggested that in lieu of New York's well-known autumnal beauty, I take a couple snapshots the next time I was in Central Park. Even though it's less than 20 blocks from wher...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

Dog Dick Afternoon

The kids that hang out on my block were arrested for selling drugs the other day. I saw the whole thing go down  it was a trip. I was walking past the group, on the way to the train, when I turned th...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:38:00 PST

Pinochet is dead!

  ..     "Pinochet is Dead, A Eulogy"   Chile's former military President Augusto Pinochet died yesterday due to complications from a heart attack last week. He was 91 years old...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:52:00 PST

My 2 cents on the whole net neutrality debate...

I don't have the time or the energy to launch into a new diatribe on this issue - and given that I do feel passionately about it, this admitted indolence speaks volumes about me right now, I guess. An...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:37:00 PST

America Undercover: The Mom Butt Files

I've been really into spotting mom butts lately. I work in Midtown, which is pretty much the mom butt capital of the world - between the bevy of working mothers and a constant flux of tourists, I...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:55:00 PST