"You like to personalize objects I've noticed." She says in between sips of her sky-cran that wash down the pizza we are sharing.
"Meh", I shrug as if it were no real big deal. "If I do it is only due to the fact that any object, man-made or wrought from the fiery forges of nature are inherently full of personality.
"Look at the rocks that seemingly have the faces of dead presidents and the images of long lost prophets etched in them. Imagine a cloud that didn't take on the shape of that which your imagination finds fanciful. What is a book without the persona of the writer's thoughts intermingled with yours? Or the glob of paint that yearns to be transformed into a petal or the shading on a painting?
"All of these things have a personality and a character of their own. All I have done is try to give them a voice. I have given them the outlet from which to scream and rant the thoughts and ideas they have been aching to tell you and me and everyone else. I am the voice of the tree bark of a Sycamore tree in the Autumn of not only the year, but of it's life and the speaker of the unwashed coffe mugs that sit under the counters of all the greasey spoons and all-nite diners of the world!"
"Yeah", Her drawn out syllable makes me feal rediculous before it is done being said, "I was just talking of how you like to put your name on stuff. Like your books and things."
I ask for the check, pay it and drop her off at home....
Two Travellers were on the road together, when a Bear suddenly
appeared on the scene. Before he observed them, one made for a tree at
the side of the road, and climbed up into the branches and hid there.
The other was not so nimble as his companion; and, as he could not
escape, he threw himself on the ground and pretended to be dead. The
Bear came up and sniffed all round him, but he kept perfectly still
and held his breath: for they say that a bear will not touch a dead
body. The Bear took him for a corpse, and went away. When the coast
was clear, the Traveller in the tree came down, and asked the other
what it was the Bear had whispered to him when he put his mouth to
his ear. The other replied, "He told me never again to travel with a
friend who deserts you at the first sign of danger."
Misfortune tests the sincerity of friendship.
My pirate name is:
Iron Jack Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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