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C.J.

Do you want me to rub some honey on your thighs?

About Me

I killed myself last night, and then I had sex with my dead body. Hey I just invented Necro-bation. Sweet, atleast the day wasn't a total loss.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Reading, Sex, S&M, Beastiality, Mumming.... uh wait scratch reading. Actually, I like to read about beastiality, does that count?

I'd like to meet:

Maynard James Keenan....Oh Yeah, and Audkik....I heard those guys party like Rock Stars

Music:

Nofx, Anti-Flag, Flaming Lips, Fugazi, Butthole Surfers, Pee-Tanks, Old Crow Medicine Show, Tool, APC, Puscifer, NIN, Blind Joe Reynolds, Muddy Waters, Cream, They Might Be Giants, Daniel Johnston, Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Grimple, Mother Love Bone, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Mudhoney, Sonic Youth, Bad Luck 13, Beck, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Cee-Lo, Dead Milkmen, Billy Bragg, Cody Chesnutt, Bob Dylan, Business, Dropkick Murphy's, G. Love, Deftones, Audkik, Bleed The Sky, Gil Scott-Heron, Jimi Hendrix, Jepetto, Johnny Cash, K-Os, Juliette and The Licks, Bloc Party, Modest Mouse, Sublime, the whole Quanuum Crew, Heiroglyphics, Mos Def, Bjork, The Meatmen, Mojo Nixon, Avail, Dead Kennedys, Cure, The Distillers, Norah Jones, Meshuggah, Pink Floyd, RHCP, Led Zeppelin, Rise Against, Sage Francis, Portishead, Tori Amos, Radiohead, Rodney Crowell, Slick Rick, Primus, Temple of the Dog, Tom Petty,...and sooooo many more.

Movies:

Run Lola Run, Willy Wonka, Donnie Darko, Cube, Dark City, Fight Club, Snatch, (Lock,Stock,&Two Smoking Barrels), Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Excorcist, 40 Year Old Virgin, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Grandma's Boy, Bikini Bandits, etc....

Television:

Just about anything on the Discovery Channel, Reno 911, 24, The Office, Scrubs, Sopranos.......Reality TV makes me want to go on a mass killing spree

Books:

If God intended for us to read, he wouldn't have made movies

Heroes:

Whoever's hittin' it with Vida Guerra (and if you don't know who that is, you should slap yourself) vidasworld.com bitches