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Halt's Maul

4th and inches off the benches in comes the crowd favorite...

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My Interests

Music:


Movies:

"FAILURE BY DESIGN"

"THE END OF ME"

Books:

American Holocaust. The White Man's Burden. A short Account of the Destruction of the Indies. Toward an American Revolution. Financial Accounting.

My Blog

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Fuck is an English word that, as a verb, means "to have sexual intercourse". As a noun it may describe a contemptible person (also fucker) or a sexual partner. It can be used as an interjection, ...
Posted by Halt's Maul on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:40:00 PST

it fit for the moment

So, have you come to resurrect meor have you come to crucifystep aside or get behind mei wish someone would get behind meAnd the hill so very highdoes not give comfortAnd the sweat upon your browwill ...
Posted by Halt's Maul on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:30:00 PST

MAN LAWS

MAN LAWS..... 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment A...
Posted by Halt's Maul on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:43:00 PST

pussification of America

So I just happened to be checking some email when I came across this interesting little article. ATTLEBORO, Mass. - Tag, you're out! Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids ...
Posted by Halt's Maul on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST

Showering

How to shower like a woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along t...
Posted by Halt's Maul on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:00:00 PST

The Whole World As 100 People

(As reported in Robert L. Dilenschneider's annual 1997 Report to Clients) If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remainin...
Posted by Halt's Maul on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:11:00 PST